Vault Me or: Predictions for next season

[Milkman]

Everton-related predictions for next season.

I'll start with:

- Sandro to reach an underwhelming goal tally, be homesick and leave the club at the end of the season.

- Klaassen to be booed before Christmas

- Tom Davies to be a contender for our Player of the Year

- No stadium update for the rest of 2017

If anybody has any slightly more optimistic predictions, then keep them to your god damn self.

 

[truebluejersey]

My predications:

Sandro ticking along nicely

Klaassen to have settled in and starting to come good

Keane contender for PFA

Schnieds dropped and Besic/McCarthy in his place.

Rooney pulling the strings

 

[nsno-chris]

We'll win everything

All with a negative net spend

 

[Eggs]

...just get to 40 points.

 

[jaycee]

Pip the rs to the Christmas champions

 

[nsno-chris]

Pip the rs to the Christmas champions

To late, they won the league after beating Bayern the other week

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Dave won't be seen for about 24 hours after every game we win, and within seconds of any defeat.

What do I win?

 

[jaycee]

To late, they won the league after beating Bayern the other week

Thought that was world champions?

 

[Drunken Hooligan]

7th in the league, 67pts while winning half our games
QF of FA Cup
QF of Europa League
Lose in final of League Cup
Errybody mad

 

[ToffeeTim]

Rooney will be gash

 

[Tubey]

7th, out in last 16 of Europe, out early stages of FA Cup, out in semi final of League Cup.

 

[Igrok]

Everton-related predictions for next season.

I'll start with:

- Sandro to reach an underwhelming goal tally, be homesick and leave the club at the end of the season.

- Klaassen to be booed before Christmas

- Tom Davies to be a contender for our Player of the Year

- No stadium update for the rest of 2017

If anybody has any slightly more optimistic predictions, then keep them to your god damn self.

Why stopped short?

 

[toffee66]

Knocked out of EL by Hajduk on away goals after Willams concedes 88th minute penalty at home when 2-0 up and Hajduk score 93rd minute winner at home in return leg
Finish 8th in league having been 15th at Xmas & overcoming injury crisis (Schneiderlin, Baines, Rooney miss most of season & Coleman, Bolasie returns delayed)
Beaten by a championship club in League Cup QF after beating LFC in previous round
Reach Wembley SF in FA Cup losing to Chelsea with a Williams OG
Sandro top scores with 13 PL goals, Klaassen & DCL next with 7 each
Keane voted player of the season
Koeman offered contract extension but refuses to sign it unless Board "prove their ambition"
Problems with initial planning for BMD delay target move-in date to 2022/23
Usmanov's yacht sunk by mines off Monaco after a counter-terrorism operation by French special forces goes awry, Moshiri's body is never recovered

 

[Igrok]

Davek will become a full blown plotter...

 

[hetion]

Less points than last year, Koeman sacked at end of season.