Vault Me or: Predictions for next season

[ArtetaMoney]

Rooney will score more goals than Chicharito.

Keane will be our Player Of The Season.

Lookman will feature less than 10 times before Xmas despite being brilliant whenever he does play.

 

[bignev23]

We'll finish 5th-8th place be pretty mediocre in both domestic cups and get to the semi final in the Europa after signing a new striker in January who goes on a decent run of form and gets our hopes up again for the next season.

 

[DRINGO]

Think we'll fight it out for 7th with Leicester unless the three signings we make are any good !

 

[Rook]

top 3 defense
/which we'll need because we can't score
//we'll pretend the League cup doesn't exist like a proper BIG CLUB
///get knocked out Europa round of 16
////QT of FA cup
/////finish 8th

 

[KaiserEFC]

Play crap but grind out a lot of 1-0/2-1 wins
Youth players given way more of a chance
Rooney will be a disappointment
QF of Europa league
Duck out of domestic cups early on
Finish in European spots again

 

[larbert toffee]

Negatives
Won't get near top 4
Rooney to flop
Keane to United, City or Chelsea in the papers by Christmas

Positives
Pickford to be outstanding
Keane to be outstanding
Sandro to get 15 goals

Another couple if verses and this could be set to music and sent to superkev.

 

[Bluebonic]

Gimp who peed on Dixies statue dry-bummed by 50 irate members of the bronze casters guild.
Koeman bumps into Klopp in town, both bevvied, historic Nationalistic hatreds surface and both are hospitalised, with rs 15 points ahead of us in the league.
Slippy G takes temporary control,of the rs and Unsy gets promoted for us.
We make up the ground and end up thrashing them at the pit, finishing in 4th with rs 7th.
Unsy gets manager of the year award,
Slippy gets dry-bummed by 50 irate members of the bronze casters guild after an anonymous tip off by someone called Rhino informs them he has been pee'ing on the lions in front of St Georges hall.

 

[applecrumble]

 

[Smig1878]

Bottom 5 by end of October top 7 by end of the season. Zenith data finalists, fa cup quarters; EL.....erm...quarters.

 

[Bkk Andy]

8th-10th. Too many games and won't gel until early December
Europe - escape the group stages and go straight out.
Fa cup - 4th round
league cup - semis (but we could win it)
Sandro to be top scorer with 12
Rooney to start well but fade away by Xmas
Keane to be player of the year
Koeman to move on at the end of season because he feels we didn't back him enough in the transfer market.

 

[AndyGray]

6th in the league playing boring results togger.

QF of a cup - out early in the other.

Win the EL with the youngsters to shine.

Koeman leaves at the end of the season.

 

[ricer10]

Won't get relegated
Won't win any cups
Won't be top 4

Same old ....

 

[mikewex]

B

This may be flash scores prediction. Otherwise I have no idea what their order is based on.

 

[Ollie d]

Everton to finish sixth finishing above Liverpool and enjoying our first win at Anfield in beards.
Semi-final of the F.A Cup getting beat by Watford after being on top all game.
Knocked out first game of the League Cup.
Quarter-Finals of the Europa League losing to some bunch of Shiotehawks who cheat their way passed us.
Sandro to be an inspired signing in an interchanging front three of Lookman and Mirallas.
Rooney suffers season ending injury in only the second league game.

 

[Tigger]

Rooney will be turd and some will still insist it's because nobody is on his wave length, I'm guessing he is still on long wave as nobody uses that anymore.
Jags will still be a regular starter after winning his place back after Williams bit off his thumb when chomping another Big Mac.
We will have a terrible start but have an upturn of form coinciding with the return of 60 grand and put all our eggs in one basket with a run all the way to the EL final, culminating with a beautiful win, only to be met with the news that due to brexit, all British clubs are banned from European competition and we won't be playing in the CL.