Bishop Thumpety-Thump
Player Valuation: £20m
So to recap, over the last few pages I've learned that the UK is awful because despite having free democratic elections the choices are bad. And Russia is much better because despite having a murderous, war-mongering tyrant in charge who'll throw you out of a window for disagreeing with him, there are dentists and lots of shopping malls (with an amazing range of potatoes to choose from).