Vault and be damned Sir.

He looks half asleep and half arsed.
Passed and didnt move.
Had a gold plated chance to test the keeper took the wrong option...you get 12yds out and you're putting your laces through it, might go right at the keeper, might burst the net, might end up in row Z, might be saved and bounce out for a tap in, might do anything - but only if you have a go.
The speed of a dustbin lid, the brains of a greyhound
Hes so
lazy laid back he makes Perry Como look like St Vitus
Makes you wonder what instructions he's operating under.
Or is he just plain 'kin dopey.
Still, he didnt sign himself did he?
Like I said - up to now - he's a total waste of £35mill
Whose fault that is, is the real question.