Top Ten Toffee Stinkers

[Papa Shango]

I raise oumar niasse

Niasse is miles better than Martina.

 

[Blue83]

Bolasie
Schneiderlin
Sigurdsson
Klaasen
Martina
Niasse
Alcaraz
Williams
Koldrup
Van der Meyde

 

[LEONARD]

Tom Davies? Behave

Geoff Nulty, but with a bizarre barnet.

 

[Mcdrewson]

Yeah I didn't mind Scot Gemmill, mainly because of a 3-1 away win against Newcastle where KC scored 2 and Gemill the other.

Always tried though did Gemmil. Same as Pembridge who was super turd but wasn't a quitter and never went hiding

In the early 2000s, Gemmill’s girlfriend (now his wife) saw me in an Everton shirt and asked me quite seriously why I didn’t have Scot’s name on the back. How I laughed...

 

[maccavennie]

In the early 2000s, Gemmill’s girlfriend (now his wife) saw me in an Everton shirt and asked me quite seriously why I didn’t have Scot’s name on the back. How I laughed...

Was she lovely though

 

[ADT]

We should do a top 10 least worst players

 

[Oxontoffee]

We must be the luckiest side ever how on earth is it possible to have signed so many crap players and not get relegated,by the way richard dunne says hi

 

[Yarrgh]

In the early 2000s, Gemmill’s girlfriend (now his wife) saw me in an Everton shirt and asked me quite seriously why I didn’t have Scot’s name on the back. How I laughed...

That's a genuine belly laugh right there. I can just imagine her asking him why no one had his name on their shirts. Didn't get any "m" letters delivered to the shop pet.

 

[Mcdrewson]

Was she lovely though

A friend told me, nipples you could hang a coat off. I’m not sure if he was suggesting they were long, curled or both.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

My top 10 will be based on a combination of bad attitude, lack of ability, and my general hatred of them.

Schneiderlin
Van Der Meyde
Alcaraz
McGeady
Simonsen
Mangala
Kroldrup
Martina
Sandro
Nyarko

Special mention to Li Weifeng for being utterly out of his depth, but I felt sorry for him more than anything. Looked like they'd just sent him so that Li Tie wasn't lonely.

Oumar doesn't even make top 20, lack of ability aside he's never hidden when called upon.

 

[Lloydystark]

I do think we should do a thread on how much [Poor language removed] Liverpool and Man U have signed and threw money at over the years just to make us feel better.... I mean look at Man U they spent £28m on veron 20 years ago haha

 

[argietoffee]

My wife made a green salad with poached eggs yesterday evening. It had a lot of raw onions in it.

She nearly choked on my toffee stickers as I slept last night.

 

[mawders]

Although Gareth Farrellys worldie and Chelsea's job on Bolton are remembered more - Madar's small haul of goals massively helped keep us up in 1998.

Madar had a little purple patch then cried when hurting his hand and never played for us again

 

[dixiesdisciple]

There’s crap and there’s pathetic. I’d take Straq and Niasse (both crap) upfront over Kone and Valencia (utterly pathetic) any day. At least the first two tried hard (talentless I grant you) but Kone and Valencia - they had some ability but they were utterly ineffectual and offered no hope of anything. Broke my heart watching them.

 

[Yarrgh]

I do think we should do a thread on how much [Poor language removed] Liverpool and Man U have signed and threw money at over the years just to make us feel better.... I mean look at Man U they spent £28m on veron 20 years ago haha

You must be forgetting the masterclass performance Veron put on against us. He was like a magician with the ball that day. Other than that he did stink during his time in England.