This is alright this.
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Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
Found it. Rasmus Elm handsome FFS.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI!
Stranger: m or f?
You: F
You: U?
Stranger: okey m
You: Hi there, where you from?
Stranger: sweden u?
You: Skem.
You: You got blonde hair?
Stranger: no
You: Black?
Stranger: where skem btw?
Stranger: nope
You: Down the M58 lad x
You: Ginger?
Stranger: yeah
You: What about your peyabs then? Do you work out?
Stranger: ohyes
You: I like a man who works out. I really do. Not into the ginger peyabs but I'm forgiving...
Stranger: okey
Stranger: i do itr
Stranger: it*
You: Describe yourself, and dont leave any details out, sweet wangx
Stranger: hm slim red hair, tall
Stranger: handsome
You: Real handsome? Like Rasmus Elm handsome x
Stranger: yeah
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: x
You: Ive got a party planned.
Stranger: okey
Stranger:
You: Were going to the mall (the conny), then party!
Stranger: nice
You: Me mar wouldnt be impressed but hell!
Stranger:
You: What do you like doing lad?
Stranger: hang out with friends and party
Stranger: you?
You: Yeah, hanging out, partying, boys & the mall. Taco Bell defo like too x
Stranger: okey
You: You want to punish me with your throbbing womb broom you big monster you, dont you? x
You: Don't be shy, Im a straight up girl.
You: x
Stranger: oyes i like that u are that
You: My clit is like the nose of a large labrador.
You: Im embarassed now!
Stranger: lets do this!
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Stranger: ?
You: People like you make us sick.
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Username
Player Valuation: £30m
What a great site!
You: hello stranger
Stranger: hot hot hot as a tater tot hot.
You: wanna play scenarios?
Stranger: sure.
you be ash and i'll be team rocket.
You: okay
You: i like that
Stranger: let's do this ****.
You: I'll be honest, this game is in my favor
You: i mean team rocket fail week in week out at stealing my pokemons
You: what makes you think you will succeed this time around?
Stranger: it would have been helpful if i'd ever actually watched pokemon wouldn't it.
You: probably
You: okay lets do something else
Stranger: okay i'm ready.
You: you're a 42 year old guy from detroit, you've lost your wife to cancer and your job with the city seems to be coming to an end, what do you do next?
You: you also have a beard
You: thats pretty relevant
Stranger: first
Stranger: i shave that beard the **** off. i have to lose my beard, because i have lost my identity by losing everything else.
Stranger: when that beard goes, as does my memories.
Stranger: and then.
Stranger: only then.
Stranger: do i jump off of a bridge.
Stranger: okay but in all seriousness.
Stranger: if you're legitimately telling me what's happened to you don't do what i just said.
Stranger: because firstly beards are ****ing awesome especially when paired with curly hair.
You: no no you've got it all wrong
You: i'm his beard
You: but i have mind control powers
You: my follicules hold power that only the ancient mayans knew
You: i could change the face of the earth with my hairy prowess
Stranger: do they now.
Stranger: can you predict the future.
Stranger: or do you completely control it.
Stranger: do you control my fate.
You: i can grant you three wishes
Stranger: can i not die until i'm eighty if i give you money.
Stranger: wait.
Stranger: can i not die until i'm ninety.
You: providing you stroke me using the correct technique
Stranger: can you explain to me this technique.
You: ah dude, it's been cool but Robert Downey just rang, he got coke and hookers and i'm due a night off from world domination.
You: Just remember
You: when you look in the mirror and you see the shadow of a beard
Stranger: i keep trying to figure out if you're an intelligent man or a partially decent woman by the way you type and it's starting to bother me.
You: i will be with you, aiding you to glory
You: i'm just stoned dude
You: peace out
You: hello stranger
Stranger: hot hot hot as a tater tot hot.
You: wanna play scenarios?
Stranger: sure.
you be ash and i'll be team rocket.
You: okay
You: i like that
Stranger: let's do this ****.
You: I'll be honest, this game is in my favor
You: i mean team rocket fail week in week out at stealing my pokemons
You: what makes you think you will succeed this time around?
Stranger: it would have been helpful if i'd ever actually watched pokemon wouldn't it.
You: probably
You: okay lets do something else
Stranger: okay i'm ready.
You: you're a 42 year old guy from detroit, you've lost your wife to cancer and your job with the city seems to be coming to an end, what do you do next?
You: you also have a beard
You: thats pretty relevant
Stranger: first
Stranger: i shave that beard the **** off. i have to lose my beard, because i have lost my identity by losing everything else.
Stranger: when that beard goes, as does my memories.
Stranger: and then.
Stranger: only then.
Stranger: do i jump off of a bridge.
Stranger: okay but in all seriousness.
Stranger: if you're legitimately telling me what's happened to you don't do what i just said.
Stranger: because firstly beards are ****ing awesome especially when paired with curly hair.
You: no no you've got it all wrong
You: i'm his beard
You: but i have mind control powers
You: my follicules hold power that only the ancient mayans knew
You: i could change the face of the earth with my hairy prowess
Stranger: do they now.
Stranger: can you predict the future.
Stranger: or do you completely control it.
Stranger: do you control my fate.
You: i can grant you three wishes
Stranger: can i not die until i'm eighty if i give you money.
Stranger: wait.
Stranger: can i not die until i'm ninety.
You: providing you stroke me using the correct technique
Stranger: can you explain to me this technique.
You: ah dude, it's been cool but Robert Downey just rang, he got coke and hookers and i'm due a night off from world domination.
You: Just remember
You: when you look in the mirror and you see the shadow of a beard
Stranger: i keep trying to figure out if you're an intelligent man or a partially decent woman by the way you type and it's starting to bother me.
You: i will be with you, aiding you to glory
You: i'm just stoned dude
You: peace out
steken1
Player Valuation: £70m
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: agehi
Stranger: m f
You: guess
Stranger: nope
You: why x
You: what are u looking for
Stranger: horny f to kik naughty pics
You: u got a massive dick
Stranger: yup
You: u stroking it
Stranger: yup
You: how long have u been stroking it for?
Stranger: a little bit
Stranger: u male or female
You: Are u playing with ur balls too? x#
Stranger: yea
You: Have u got a digit up your ****piece?
Stranger: no
Stranger: agehi
Stranger: m f
You: guess
Stranger: nope
You: why x
You: what are u looking for
Stranger: horny f to kik naughty pics
You: u got a massive dick
Stranger: yup
You: u stroking it
Stranger: yup
You: how long have u been stroking it for?
Stranger: a little bit
Stranger: u male or female
You: Are u playing with ur balls too? x#
Stranger: yea
You: Have u got a digit up your ****piece?
Stranger: no
steken1
Player Valuation: £70m
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: easy now rude boi
Stranger: yes
Stranger: asl plz
You: theres a rat in my kitchen
You: what am a gonna do
Stranger: okk
Stranger: then what can i do
You: do you think I should fix him up?
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: yup why not
You: im guna fix him up, the rat
Stranger: okkkk
You: my names levi
Stranger: u **** ur mom also
You: roots
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: **** ur mom
You: easy now rude boi
Stranger: yes
Stranger: asl plz
You: theres a rat in my kitchen
You: what am a gonna do
Stranger: okk
Stranger: then what can i do
You: do you think I should fix him up?
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: yup why not
You: im guna fix him up, the rat
Stranger: okkkk
You: my names levi
Stranger: u **** ur mom also
You: roots
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: **** ur mom
Peter g
Player Valuation: £950k
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi asl please
Stranger: M18 u?
You: I'm f17 today woo
You: Happy birthday to me lol
Stranger: Than happy birthday
You: Where r u I'm uk
Stranger: In usa
You: Where
Stranger: Ca
You: I so wish I was there
You: Looks beautifull
Stranger: Ha how bout some birthday sex
You: My name is Kerri btw
Stranger: Im rob
Stranger: Kik?
You: 😳😘 how can I get birthday sex when your sofas away
You: So far I meant
Stranger: We can show each other
You: You could be a 50 year old perv lol
You: What time is it where u are
Stranger: Ha na i promise im 18
Stranger: Its 619 am
You: Ok quick enough so you up early with an erection I guess
Stranger: Ha yea
You: I you want me to get my tits out sounds ok
You: You first though
Stranger: K wats ur kik?
You: Wait a minute while I get my dick out x
You: Oops meant tits
Stranger: Wtf?
You: Can we email instead don't have kik
Stranger: Na its to hard to email kiks easier
You: Don't have kik is it an iPhone app
You: I'm on iPhone now
You: Describe yourself
Stranger: Yea it is
You: If you sound like my cup of tea then ill tea bag you x
You: Sorry get back to you stupid iPhone
Stranger: Its a quik start n im 5 7 tannish brown eyes be
Stranger: Short brown hair
Stranger: Mediuem built
You: Do you like pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: Wby ?
Stranger: Yea
You: Damn you sounded good then too
Stranger: Ha wat ?
You: So I take it you actually don't want me to have clunge?
Stranger: Wats clunge?
You: Oh sorry I forgot your a Damian duff x
You: I'm 5 foot 5 with short black hair and big
You: Moobies! Interested ?
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hi asl please
Stranger: M18 u?
You: I'm f17 today woo
You: Happy birthday to me lol
Stranger: Than happy birthday
You: Where r u I'm uk
Stranger: In usa
You: Where
Stranger: Ca
You: I so wish I was there
You: Looks beautifull
Stranger: Ha how bout some birthday sex
You: My name is Kerri btw
Stranger: Im rob
Stranger: Kik?
You: 😳😘 how can I get birthday sex when your sofas away
You: So far I meant
Stranger: We can show each other
You: You could be a 50 year old perv lol
You: What time is it where u are
Stranger: Ha na i promise im 18
Stranger: Its 619 am
You: Ok quick enough so you up early with an erection I guess
Stranger: Ha yea
You: I you want me to get my tits out sounds ok
You: You first though
Stranger: K wats ur kik?
You: Wait a minute while I get my dick out x
You: Oops meant tits
Stranger: Wtf?
You: Can we email instead don't have kik
Stranger: Na its to hard to email kiks easier
You: Don't have kik is it an iPhone app
You: I'm on iPhone now
You: Describe yourself
Stranger: Yea it is
You: If you sound like my cup of tea then ill tea bag you x
You: Sorry get back to you stupid iPhone
Stranger: Its a quik start n im 5 7 tannish brown eyes be
Stranger: Short brown hair
Stranger: Mediuem built
You: Do you like pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: Wby ?
Stranger: Yea
You: Damn you sounded good then too
Stranger: Ha wat ?
You: So I take it you actually don't want me to have clunge?
Stranger: Wats clunge?
You: Oh sorry I forgot your a Damian duff x
You: I'm 5 foot 5 with short black hair and big
You: Moobies! Interested ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: any indian female 25-35 for sex chat?? male 25 here
You: hi
You: you're in luck
Stranger: asl plsw
You: India 25 f
You: you?
Stranger: im from punr u?
You: Dehli
Stranger: hads swex
You: What?
Stranger: do u had sex
You: I have before yes, once, it was beautiful
Stranger: hmm i also had
Stranger: muze chut chusana pasand hai
You: speak English
Stranger: i like to suck a [Poor language removed]
You: we had ours neutered the other day
Stranger: me as well
Stranger: i like to suck and lik every part of female body
You: Oh I see what you mean now
You: even the nostrils? Thats a bit rank
Stranger: hmmm no
You: False advertising there mate
Stranger: hmm its just saying
You: but what you said was not factually correct
Stranger: im not sailing my self
You: not enough wind?
Stranger: u wanna sex chat or
You: go kayaking?
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Stranger: any indian female 25-35 for sex chat?? male 25 here
You: hi
You: you're in luck
Stranger: asl plsw
You: India 25 f
You: you?
Stranger: im from punr u?
You: Dehli
Stranger: hads swex
You: What?
Stranger: do u had sex
You: I have before yes, once, it was beautiful
Stranger: hmm i also had
Stranger: muze chut chusana pasand hai
You: speak English
Stranger: i like to suck a [Poor language removed]
You: we had ours neutered the other day
Stranger: me as well
Stranger: i like to suck and lik every part of female body
You: Oh I see what you mean now
You: even the nostrils? Thats a bit rank
Stranger: hmmm no
You: False advertising there mate
Stranger: hmm its just saying
You: but what you said was not factually correct
Stranger: im not sailing my self
You: not enough wind?
Stranger: u wanna sex chat or
You: go kayaking?
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formerly manx toffee
Player Valuation: £70m
Go kayaking....
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Player Valuation: £35m
bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
Hahaha that's brilliant.
Not great but
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Gdhju
You: Say what?
Stranger: Vdjdjdkynjjhijubdgnf
Stranger: Want to have sex
You: Play off the vodka
You: Yes pls
Stranger: M or f
You: It didn't matter before!
You: Asl
Stranger: Yes it does I'm not going to talk dirty to a dude
You: You already have!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Gdhju
You: Say what?
Stranger: Vdjdjdkynjjhijubdgnf
Stranger: Want to have sex
You: Play off the vodka
You: Yes pls
Stranger: M or f
You: It didn't matter before!
You: Asl
Stranger: Yes it does I'm not going to talk dirty to a dude
You: You already have!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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