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Stranger: hey, looking for 17-20 m & from the U.S., so if thats not you, uh, well bye haha.
You: OMG NO WAY I'M LIKE SO THAT
Stranger: NOWAY
You: Yeahh
Stranger: whatt are you?
You: 18 m new york
Stranger: what part?
Stranger: & 16 f Pennsylvania
You: manhattan
Stranger: oh man:/ did you get hit hard?
You: By Sandy?
Stranger: yeah
You: Yeah man. She used some big dirty strap on.
Stranger: My best friend's boyfriend lives in NYC and she still hasn't heard from it.
Stranger: Lmfao
Stranger: him*
You: Could be just the connection
Stranger: Yeahh.
You: lots of phone networks have lost pylons
Stranger: Yeah:/
Stranger: So whats your name?
You: Goat u???
Stranger: ...Goat?
You: Joking I'm called Carlos
You: I like birds of prey
Stranger: ..lol...
Stranger: uhm
You: buzzards
You: eagles
You: owls
You: all sorts
Stranger: ?..
You: ?
Stranger: whats your real name?
You: Carlos
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol..
Stranger: I'm Carly
You: No way what a coincidence!
Stranger: haha awkward.
You: You laughed when I said i like birds of prey. Hawkward.
Stranger: welp, didnt know what else to say lol
You: Don't call me a welp you mutt
Stranger: smd.
You: *googles urban dictionary*
Stranger: loll youre' so wierd.
You: Suck my dick? Oh. Erm. Well. I was under the impression you're female.
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Eh
Stranger: You can still smd. lol
You: You must have a massive clit or something
You: A goat-sized clit
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: yeah.
You: What do you think of cheese on toast?
Stranger: are you mexican?
You: No my Dad is of Irish descent and my Mum is Italian descent. It's weird because I'm white but I'm named after my Dad's friend who died
Stranger: oh, wierd.
You: Bundy got him
You: Bundz
You: Bundinho
You: Bundzilla
Stranger: stop brotha.
Stranger: chill.
You: I want some sexual Bundification
Stranger: no
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Stranger: Hi asl
You: Helllllllooooo
Stranger: M or f
You: My name is Sophia and I am 18
You: How are you?
Stranger: Cool I'm tony and I'm 20 and good u?
You: Hello toony you are nice guy yes
Stranger: Yes I am
You: I like nice guy
Stranger: Yes I'm nice :)
You: They make me feel much good yes
Stranger: Awe <3
You: You like hairy girls?
Stranger: Yea I guess
You: Is good
You: I am like orangutan
Stranger: Ok lol
You: But very pretty
Stranger: What do your feet look like?
You: Are you hairy
You: My feet very nice
Stranger: Oh may I c your feet?
You: Except my big toe look like a sausage
Stranger: Can I c your feet
You: You like feet yes
Stranger: Yes I do can I c yours
You: Of course you can
Stranger: Yay
You: Go on GOT
Stranger: What's GOT?
You: They have many pictures of feet
You: It is fetish website
Stranger: Are your feet on there?
You: Yes
Stranger: Really?
You: Look for Sophia feet
You: It is on chico's home page
You: Chico has big foot fetish
Stranger: Ok give me 1 sec lol :)
You: Also look at Niks page
You: He like the feet of Muslim women
Stranger: Wow u have nice feet ;)
You: My ear are nicer
Stranger: I want your feet all over me ;)
You: Why is this?
Stranger: Bc I like feet
You: Go to county road and sing you'll never walk alone. You will have many feet on you.
You: Is nice yes
Stranger: Yes!!!! ;). Do your feet stink?
You: They smell like davek's y-fronts
You: Very bad
Stranger: Mmmmmmmmm yummy ;) do they get dirty?
You: Where do you from?
Stranger: Pennyslvania
You: Ahh Dracula land
You: Is very nice yes
Stranger: Oh cool :)
Stranger: What size are your feet?
You: You have many werewolves yes?
You: My feet are size 12
Stranger: No lol
Stranger: Can u smother me with your feet?
You: I have big feet like MoFro
Stranger: And shove all 5 toes in my mouth :)?
You: I only have three toes

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Stranger: U m or f
You: F
You: U
Stranger: Hi whats ur name?
Stranger: M
You: My name is Prudence
Stranger: Prudence thats a beautiful name im cody
Stranger: How old r u
You: Why Thankyou candy
You: I'm 47
Stranger: Cody
You: How about you
Stranger: Wow, im 38
You: Cool
Stranger: Where u from?
You: So tell me about yourself candy
Stranger: Im 6 ft 185 lbs. Short blonde hair athletic i work out ALOT
Stranger: Where u from?
You: Wow I bet all the guys love you x
You: I'm from the uk
Stranger: Im a male my name is cody
You: Cool
Stranger: I have a huge cock
You: So do you like Justin bieber. I think he's cute.
Stranger: Not really
Stranger: R u married?
You: What sort of guy do you go for then?
Stranger: I dont do guys
You: I see, the taker not the giver eh ;-)
Stranger: R u female?
You: Sure am
Stranger: What u look like?
You: I'm 6'3 blonde hair
Stranger: Wow, tall
Stranger: Whats ur bra size?
You: I look a bit like lily savage
Stranger: Dont know her
You: She's very popular in the uk
Stranger: U got big tits or small tits?
You: So do you fancy getting down and dirty?
Stranger: Of course i do
Stranger: Tell me ur bra size prudence
You: Great, I've just had my op. want to see the results on Skype?
Stranger: Op?
You: Operation
Stranger: What operation?
You: To have my dinkle removed of course
Stranger: Oh man ur a tranny?
You: Not any more, I'm all woman.
You: Fancy being my first?

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Stranger: haai
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: f 25 Sri lanka
Stranger: ima female will you still talk just as friend
You: thats fine, whats your name?
Stranger: kayla
You: Hi, I'm Runamafinga
Stranger: interesting name
You: Yeah it's sri lankan, our family name is Danyacracq, so full name is a bit of a moutful
You: Runamafinga Danyacraq
You: lots of points on scrabble
Stranger: i see lol nice
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 19
You: you??
Stranger: 17
Stranger: from?
You: Cool
You: UK
You: Hi, before we get down to the sexy time can I ask a quick question? OK the question was posed on GOT, does Omegle count as a forum, bluejoke would like to know
Stranger: i have no clue. and if you are 19 from the uk you wouldnt happen to be studying to be a gym teacher would you?
You: Nope, why? Although I am bendy as ****
Stranger: i was talking to a girl that was earlier but she left right as "sexy time" was starting
You: Ah I feel for you, always just as things start hotting up that people disconnect
Stranger: weird thing was the sexy time was her idea
You: You want sexy time again now?
Stranger: you got kik?
You: kik?
You: is that an std?
You: I've had most of them
Stranger: its a phone app where you can text and send pics
You: I dont have a phone, it was stolen
Stranger: okay then we can stay here for sexy time ;)
You: I used to have a lot more sexy time before the operation
You: not the same since
Stranger: what operation?
You: you know, ''The Op'' haha
You: Moobs to Boobs
Stranger: you had a gender change?
You: Is that a problem?
Stranger: well
You: basically I liked the thought of boobs but not having my cock removed, so I pin that back with elasitc bands attached to my arse hair and that keeps it tight
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 19
You: you??
Stranger: 17
Stranger: from?
You: Cool
You: UK
You: Hi, before we get down to the sexy time can I ask a quick question? OK the question was posed on GOT, does Omegle count as a forum, bluejoke would like to know
Stranger: i have no clue. and if you are 19 from the uk you wouldnt happen to be studying to be a gym teacher would you?
You: Nope, why? Although I am bendy as ****
Stranger: i was talking to a girl that was earlier but she left right as "sexy time" was starting
You: Ah I feel for you, always just as things start hotting up that people disconnect
Stranger: weird thing was the sexy time was her idea
You: You want sexy time again now?
Stranger: you got kik?
You: kik?
You: is that an std?
You: I've had most of them
Stranger: its a phone app where you can text and send pics
You: I dont have a phone, it was stolen
Stranger: okay then we can stay here for sexy time ;)
You: I used to have a lot more sexy time before the operation
You: not the same since
Stranger: what operation?
You: you know, ''The Op'' haha
You: Moobs to Boobs
Stranger: you had a gender change?
You: Is that a problem?
Stranger: well
You: basically I liked the thought of boobs but not having my cock removed, so I pin that back with elasitc bands attached to my arse hair and that keeps it tight
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: from?
You: you alright?
You: London
Stranger: yeah good?
You: No
Stranger: you?
Stranger: why*
Stranger: ?
You: I was recently sexually abused whilst walking the streets of London
You: I was paid handsomely for it, but that neither here nor there
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: to get past
You: It was horrendous, the marrow being inserted was probably the worst part
Stranger: It's all right
You: It's far from alright
You: It's absolutely ravaged now
Stranger: hmm
You: like a gaping chasm in outer space
Stranger: Do not worry whether the past is no longer
You: I'm sure I'll get over it but I cant walk past the fruit and veg section in the supermarket without a panic attack coming on
Stranger: let me ask you?
You: ask me what?
Stranger: send to foto*
You: I'm not sure how to?
You: I can upload to imageshack and then give you the link?
You: http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8200/downloadrs.jpg
You: there you go, now you can see from the size of that marrow why im struggling to get over it and walk without some sort of aid
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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: M or f
You: Hi, how you doing?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: I'm m
Stranger: I'm good
Stranger: Hru
You: good thanks
You: where you from?
Stranger: Usa
Stranger: You
You: England
Stranger: How old are you
You: 22
You: you?
Stranger: 25
You: Are you horny?
Stranger: Kinda. Are you
You: Yeah a little
Stranger: what you look like
You: Quite tall, dark hair, tanned skin
Stranger: you ever been with american
You: not yet
Stranger: You want to
Stranger: You want an american dick in your english tight wet [Poor language removed]?
You: It's not really tight yet
You: the operation will obviously sort that out
Stranger: what oprration
You: Sorry that's not very sexy is it LOL
You: what else would you like to do to me?
Stranger: What operation did you have
You: Oh I just had a problem with a muscle that affected my [Poor language removed], nothing major
Stranger: what you wearing
You: It'll be in tip top condition for you baby
You: work shirt and trousers, what about you?
Stranger: Shorts
You: Just shorts?
Stranger: yup
You: mmmmmm
Stranger: Take your shirt off
You: ok, it's off
Stranger: Bra on
You: I don't wear one?
Stranger: Why
You: I just like the freedom
Stranger: got big tits?
You: bigger than the average guy I'd say, but when they remove the massive muscle from between my legs and reconstruct my vagina I'm thinking of waxing my chest and making my breasts a real feature
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