This is alright this.

[micknick]

I just LOL'd it up

 

[bluejock]

Proper Huntley this.

Another of GOT's heroes, forever condemned to walk in the shadows.

 

[bluejock]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ite

Stranger: lustified

You: huh

You: flagged it already so calm the **** down lad

Stranger: lusty-vtec

You: pardon, mate?

Stranger: lusty-clio

You: i've done yer ma with a renault clio exhaust pipe

Stranger: yozzasport, k-tec, though i do hear orbisound are good

You: say that again lid and i'll flag it

Stranger: you'll put up a flag for me
You: right that's it, ******* flagged that lad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

This was the best of the bunch.

Say that again lid and I'll flag it

 

[Caveo]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like iphone.

Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: M or f

You: i have an iphone

Stranger: Same

Stranger: ASL?

You: that makes us better than everyone does'nt it

Stranger: It does...

 

[Caveo]

I could play with this ALLLL day LOL

 

[micknick]

see if you can get anyone to respond if you say 'Good afternoon madam'

 

[Caveo]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like god.

You: Good afternoon madam

Stranger: Hi

You: have you spoken to god recently ?

Stranger: No

You: I know , ignarent git aint he , killed my dog....i think

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Cena]

"I've done yer mar with a renault clio exhaust pipe"

Still the greatest thing I have ever read on here

 

[Caveo]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)

You: greetings

You: talk to me you tramp !

You: look its Thursday and MickNick is waiting to place various fruit in my special place so be quick

You: Bluejock just watches and shouts motivational stuff randomly

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Haha. Cal was brilliant

 

[AdamEFC]

Hahaha I love this thread.

 

[chrissyjack]

I've had some right idiots on there. Never saved any convos, though

 

[Brownie86]

Stranger: are you indian
Stranger: lid
You: me naan is.

ZING!

 

[ijjysmith]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m 27 canada u?
You: f 19 US hi!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: welcome
You: your meant to say hi first! lol!
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok.
Stranger: because a lot of people ask me asl all time
You: where in canada?
You: MY RAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Quebec
Stranger: and you
You: Montreal? beautiful city.
Stranger: yes
You: I got a piercing there!
Stranger: i visted it last week
Stranger: waww
Stranger: did u visit it?
You: yes twice.
You: I love it.
You: MY RAT IS RAVENOUS.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes its a beautoful city
You: Newtown bar on the corner.
You: great party.
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: st catherine
Stranger: its a good place
You: st catherine street is a crazy place.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whiche city do u live
You: IVE GOT MY RAT OUT FFS.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: which city
Stranger: do u live?
You: Detroit lad
Stranger: ahh nice
You: Its cool.
Stranger: i hope one day visit new york
Stranger: yes
You: My pop lives there.
You: MY RAT IT PULSES LIKE A STRONG HEART
Stranger: waww good
You: You been?
Stranger: i must learn english
Stranger: because here we talk french
Stranger: all time
You: your english is super, its hot how you speak English
Stranger: ohhh thank you
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Destiny x
You: An ur
Stranger: nice to meet u Destiny x
Stranger: Tafik
You: Thats a nice name, is it french?
You: MY RAT IS DRIPPING.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can we chang contact?
Stranger: its better to talk here
You: I think so.
You: DOUZ YOU LIKE MY RAT LAD?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: messenger skype..i dont know what u have
You: TELL ME YOU WANT MY RAT.
Stranger: Facebook
Stranger: Facebook pleas now.
You: Im sorry i get these urges x
Stranger: no it's ok.
You: MY RAT WANTS FEEDING FFS.
You: hold on one moment.
Stranger: cool
You: add me facebook?
Stranger: lets chat
Stranger: sure what your name
You: Destiny McLuvsTheCock
Stranger: your facebook
You: yes that's it add me.
Stranger: you sure lol
You: you scared? im dripping.
You: SACRE BLEU MY RAT IS STARVING.
Stranger: I can find you.
You: This is an official FBI notice. You have contravened US Penal Code 1384JHGHA. Click here to look this up. We have tracked your ip address to: Laval, Quebec, Canada. Continuation of lewd behavior towards minors will result in prosecution. End this conversation immediately and turn off your electronic device for three calendar days or face prosecution.
Stranger: whut?????

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

YES!!!

 

[carlos21]

YES!!!

weekend plans kid.