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Stranger: yo
You: yo
You: is pineapple on pizza a wrong
Stranger: what up
Stranger: hell no
Stranger: i love that
You: nah, its wrong lid
You: illegal in italy
Stranger: i find that assertion to be dubious
You: no fruit allowed, its the law
Stranger: tomato is technically a fruit
You: but not like a dessert fruit lid
You: you dont put cream on one
You: a tomato that is
You: or a pizza
You: you heard of Everton
Stranger: no
Stranger: what's that
You: (soccer)football team
Stranger: from what country?
You: england
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: don't know much about football
You: from where the beatles were from
Stranger: oh, liverpool okay
Stranger: i watch the world cup when it happens
You: yeah, but l*******l are ****e
You: everton are the number 1 team in the city
Stranger: how about in the country?
You: tom hicks & george gillette own the other lot
You: we call them TheRed****e
You: all their supporters come from norway
Stranger: why from norway?
You: fly in for all the games
You: they just do
You: all norwegians
Stranger: that's insanity
You: something to do with a beatles song i think
Stranger: seriously?
You: and all the players are spanish
You: they have a ladyboy plays no.9
Stranger: ladyboy?
You: he's a hermaphrodite technically
Stranger: seriously?
You: no breasts,but a tiny man bit and a big puss
Stranger: haha
Stranger: oh i see
You: its all true
Stranger: just a general girly man
You: their captains bird had a kid
You: doesnt know which of his teammates it was
You: she's no idea
You: its like this
You: if you eat beans you fart
Stranger: that's certainly true
You: but you cant say which bean it was
You: thats they way it is with her
Stranger: haha
Stranger: that's outrageous
You: but true
Stranger: i don't doubt it
You: 37,000 Evertonians singing "that babies not yours" cant be wrong
Stranger: are you from england
Stranger: ?
You: yeah lid
You: you
Stranger: nah america
You: can we hug now /
Stranger: what does "lid" mean exactly?
You: just means lad, like bro or dude or someat
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: okay interesting
Stranger: i can dig that
You: lid is the buzzword
You: you should get it goin' over tyhere
Stranger: haha
Stranger: maybe i will
You: see how quick it takes off
Stranger: i'm tired of our "buzzwordS"
You: can we hug soon?
Stranger: haha
You: everyone should hug
Stranger: umm, i think that might be difficult
You: all the lids hug
Stranger: haha
You: it's a virtual one
Stranger: i have to go now
Stranger: you can
You: see ya lid
Stranger: have a virtual hug though
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How Rude.
 
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Stranger: hi peter

You: do you knoe dubstep?

Stranger: sure

You: how many times a day?

Stranger: 5

You: Hmm, I don't think you DO know what dubstep is

Stranger: what is dubstep?

You: Is your name Chase?

Stranger: no peter

You: parker?

Stranger: steiner

You: Are you the guy who hangs out in Petoria>

You: ?

Stranger: no I hang around in the theaterstadl

You: ahh, that explains why you don't know what dubstep is!

Stranger: tell me what it is

You: Oh, and the password is 'Alright lid'

Stranger: ok

You: well?

Stranger: yes

You: I will 'rephrase'

You: and the password is 'Alright lid'

Stranger: alright lid

You: WRONG!

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You: ouch

Stranger: what happend

You: owww oww oww

You: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Stranger: damn whats going on

You: call an ambulance

Stranger: ok

You: 999

You: im in uk

Stranger: where do i send it to

You: here

You: hurry

Stranger: what happened to you

You: dont make me tell you

You: no dodnt make me

Stranger: well the lady on the phone is asking

You: whi you talkin to

You: what lady

You: stop stop

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Stranger: im vietnamese

Stranger: you korean?

You: Nice. Boss food.

Stranger: i love kim chi

You: No, scouse lid.

Stranger: wut are youuu

Stranger: hispanic?

You: No mate.

Stranger: caucasion?

You: Im that like.

Stranger: oh how interesting

Stranger: irish?

You: Yep. Full of that.

Stranger: oh

Stranger: how cute

You: Blushing here.

Stranger: so hows life treating you

Stranger: hah

You: Alright. My hamster died the other day like, not good.

Stranger: ohh im sorry

Stranger: how long you had your hamster?

You: No its ok. He's on the other side now lid.

Stranger: hahaha lid

You: 12 years mate.

Stranger: holy crap

Stranger: thats a lot

You: Hang on, it might have been a cat actually.

Stranger: oh wuut
 
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You: alright lid
Stranger: *flyingtacklehug*
You: ugghhh
You: *hits deck*
You: jesus, whats wrong with you lid
Stranger: *mops deck with soapy water*
You: *wipes down trackie top*
You: alright lid
Stranger: i am not wearing a hat
You: HATTIST!
Stranger: lid?
You: get yer titfer on
Stranger: never
You: get yer titfers out then
Stranger: never ever ever in a million years
You: prude
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You: alright lid
Stranger: are you indian
Stranger: lid
You: me naan is
Stranger: no one's called me that since nam
You: they called you lid in nam?
Stranger: yeah twice
Stranger: they died both times
You: why they call you lid?
Stranger: dont know
Stranger: but i didnt like it
You: sorry lid
Stranger: i also dont like it when people cant formulate sentences correctly
You: me neither
Stranger: it sounds like you're the lid, lid
You: is right
Stranger: is right?
Stranger: what the **** does that mean
You: now your talking
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 4
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