This is alright this.

[chicoazul]

You: I think I have trust issues. You been seeing over people? ITS OVER.

Stranger: Do you really doubt you have trust issues?

You: No, I defo have them.

Stranger: Does this make you feel unhappy?

You: Me mars fault.

Stranger: Please go on.

You: Me mar sold my star wars figures, in a car boot sale in Skem when I was nine. Had to pretend that Darth Vader was the shake n vac for weeks later.

Stranger: Why do you say your star wars figures?

You: Stop bringing up the past lid.

Stranger: But your star wars figures.

You: No, they belong to some lucky kid in Skem now like.

Stranger: Are you saying no just to be negative?

You: I used a twix for Han Solo.

Stranger: That's quite interesting.

 

[chicoazul]

You: i've done yer ma with a renault clio exhaust pipe

That is the funniest thing I have ever read on here.

In tears.

 

[Cal]

Crying at the Twix comment.

 

[heatmeiser]

You: alright lid

Stranger: 17/m/eng

Stranger: Whats lid?

You: for pans innit

Stranger: ?

Stranger: Pans?

You: aye

Stranger: You make no sense.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Goat]

Sticky this D, clearly the best thing in the world EVER.

 

[heatmeiser]

Think they might be on to us (obviously someone is sad enough to do this to everyone)


Stranger: hi

You: alright lid

Stranger: This is Miranda from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to ban your IP address

You: miranda is a cute name

You: makes you sound a bit fruity

Stranger: thank you but behave o.k.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Dylan]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi stranger

You: Indeed.

You: Mercury appears to be in retrograde

Stranger: is it really?

You: I have no ******' clue actually.

You: sounded all smart and ****

Stranger: Cool because i had no idea what you were talking about

Stranger: but i wanted to sound smart too.

You: is pineapple on pizza wrong??

Stranger: YES

You: You're alright lid.

Stranger: fruit doesn't belong on pizza.

Stranger: even if it comes with ham.

You: Exception. Tomatos.

Stranger: Oh thats true.

Stranger: i forget that tomatos are fruit.

You: You're a winner, you.

You have disconnected.

 

[Dylan]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: This is Miranda from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to ban your IP address

Stranger: ok i've never been here before

You: Is your computer on a shared network?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Cal]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im in tsg

Stranger: on runescape

Stranger: u

Stranger: answer

You: f-uck off ok lad

Stranger: ngr

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

Am i reading between the lines here?

 

[Goat]

Stranger: hello?
You: Alright lid
Stranger: lid?
Stranger: what...
You: yea
You: u alright lid?
Stranger: i guess
You: If the cows are sleeping, do you enter the field?
Stranger: i tip them over
You: sorry wrong person

 

[Dylan]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: say something

You: The password is 'Alright lid'

Stranger: password to what?

You: If you don't know......

Stranger: this place is full of trolls

You: GRRRRR!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Dylan]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: so much

You: Mordor crashed your little Blob gate and I'm sure the squealing to III/CoRM was almost as epic as when your sister put her feet on your side of the mini van

Stranger: copypasta ***gg

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[heatmeiser]

You: alright lid

You: you watching that **** on Channel 4 with boobs in it?

Stranger: lmao i actually am

You: they made me yip

Stranger: I wish this bitch would stfu about vulva's, call them fish lips ffs

You: im still hoping that presenter gets her waps out tbh

Stranger: **** me they're disgusting

You: flaps

You: ha

Stranger: My gf looks nice at least

You: pics?

Stranger: add *********@hotmail.co.uk I'll show you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Oh dear.....

 

[Cal]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: alright lid

Stranger: Hi my name is james

Stranger: im looking for gay sex?

You: Pack it in lad or i'll smash yer neck in.

Stranger: James Rylian Reid

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

 

[Dylan]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: boobs

Stranger: booobies

You: jugs

Stranger: breasts

You: boobalicous

Your conversational partner has disconnected.