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Upper Sturry. A GOT platinum level legend and no mistake. A hero of the vaults.
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Upper Sturry. A GOT platinum level legend and no mistake. A hero of the vaults.
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You: When I say Carlos you say oi
Stranger: WHO IS IT
You: Carlos!
Stranger: oi
You: Yay!
Stranger: weheyyy
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Stranger: hello
You: When I say Carlos you say oi
Stranger: WHO IS IT
You: Carlos!
Stranger: oi
You: Yay!
Stranger: weheyyy
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You: Hi
Stranger: howdy
You: How are you?
Stranger: i had better days...it's been pretty crappy to be honest
Stranger: you ?
You: How come?
You: You havent been Savilled have you?
Stranger: what does savilled men ?
You: 'taken by surprise' 'confirm what we all thought', you know Savilled
Stranger: mgmm..never heard that term o.o
You: it has alternative meanings depending on where you are from 'touched whilst you slept' and 'BBC basement' for example
You: oh right, surprises me
You: anyhow whats so bad about your day?
Stranger: well..it was my birthday today but it felt like any other day...a lot of people forgot it ws and i am not gonna a have a birthfay party .....never had one..never will
Stranger: no presents
You: If only I'd know I could have sorted an entertainer for you, a real character
Stranger: ahahah...what for ?
You: You ever come across glitter?
You: he's possibly come across you before I expect
Stranger: no...never
You: He's a great showman, really knows how to get down with the kids these day
You: days*
Stranger: ahahah nice
You: he used to perform as a double act 'Saville & Glitters BBC Basement'
Stranger: but i don't need an enterdainer
You: where are you from?
Stranger: itlay
You: I'm sorry for you. If you dont need an entertainer what do you need?
Stranger: ....a friend ^^''
You: Would you like a special friend?
Stranger: ......if by special you mean that it maes you smòe, and says ahppy birthdy...thesn yes
You: erm, yeah thats what I meant
Stranger: *smile
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: made them today ^^
You: Would you like Mr. Glitter to be your special friend, he is very loving
You: age might be a problem as your already legal but we can work around that
Stranger: ...mr.glitter will stay with the kids
You: I have no doubt of that
Stranger: i'll go now.., it's been nice talking to you
You: I wish I could say the same
You: I mean that in the nicest possible way
Stranger: i am sorry to hear that..^^''...hope you find someone better than me
You: you take care now, and may all your future birthdays be as joyous as this one
You: Oh one last thing if you're still there?
You: GOT LNS CLH 22/10/12
You: Goodbye my friend
You: Ciao
Stranger: Heh---have a nice day ^^
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You: Hi
Stranger: howdy
You: How are you?
Stranger: i had better days...it's been pretty crappy to be honest
Stranger: you ?
You: How come?
You: You havent been Savilled have you?
Stranger: what does savilled men ?
You: 'taken by surprise' 'confirm what we all thought', you know Savilled
Stranger: mgmm..never heard that term o.o
You: it has alternative meanings depending on where you are from 'touched whilst you slept' and 'BBC basement' for example
You: oh right, surprises me
You: anyhow whats so bad about your day?
Stranger: well..it was my birthday today but it felt like any other day...a lot of people forgot it ws and i am not gonna a have a birthfay party .....never had one..never will
Stranger: no presents
You: If only I'd know I could have sorted an entertainer for you, a real character
Stranger: ahahah...what for ?
You: You ever come across glitter?
You: he's possibly come across you before I expect
Stranger: no...never
You: He's a great showman, really knows how to get down with the kids these day
You: days*
Stranger: ahahah nice
You: he used to perform as a double act 'Saville & Glitters BBC Basement'
Stranger: but i don't need an enterdainer
You: where are you from?
Stranger: itlay
You: I'm sorry for you. If you dont need an entertainer what do you need?
Stranger: ....a friend ^^''
You: Would you like a special friend?
Stranger: ......if by special you mean that it maes you smòe, and says ahppy birthdy...thesn yes
You: erm, yeah thats what I meant
Stranger: *smile
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: made them today ^^
You: Would you like Mr. Glitter to be your special friend, he is very loving
You: age might be a problem as your already legal but we can work around that
Stranger: ...mr.glitter will stay with the kids
You: I have no doubt of that
Stranger: i'll go now.., it's been nice talking to you
You: I wish I could say the same
You: I mean that in the nicest possible way
Stranger: i am sorry to hear that..^^''...hope you find someone better than me
You: you take care now, and may all your future birthdays be as joyous as this one
You: Oh one last thing if you're still there?
You: GOT LNS CLH 22/10/12
You: Goodbye my friend
You: Ciao
Stranger: Heh---have a nice day ^^
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 16
Stranger: nice me too
Stranger: kik?
You: You want to kick me? Why is that.
Stranger: lol the app
You: No i do not have that particular application if that was what you happened to be implying.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Thats for me to know and you to find out
Stranger: cant find out unless you tell me
You: Let us talk more then later on the conversation i shall reveal all
Stranger: what shall we talk about?
You: What kind of a mood are you in?
Stranger: honestly? hahaa
You: Yes, to be honest with me please.
You: do*
Stranger: well i just smoked so im kinda horny
You: Oh, what a suprise. It does seem to be very hard to find a horny teenage boy on this website.
You: Thank God I've finally found one.
Stranger: it seeems hard to find a smartass to. lucky me
You: It seems hard to find a smart-ass too. Lucky me.* Would've been the correct way to say that sentance. I too am in the "horny" mood and would like to talk in a seductive manner. This would really "turn me on".
You: Would it you?
Stranger: sentence*
You: I think you'll find it is spelt sentance.
You: I presume you are American.
Stranger: I am an American. It is spelled sentence.
You: Well I am English and since without me you wouldn't be here, I will tell you what the correct way to articulate the English language happens to be. Looking beyond that, how about we talk scrubby to eachother?
Stranger: sounds like a great idea
You: Commence.
Stranger: How shall I begin?
You: By making me wet.
Stranger: Well if I was there then that would have already happened
You: But you weren't, so please get on with the scrubby talk we were supposed to commence with a couple of minutes ago.
Stranger: I would start by kissing from your neck all they way between your thighs all around your [Poor language removed] until i finally stick my tongue in and suck on your clit until you cum on my face
You: How very scrubby off you, you little mischievous devil.
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Stranger: nice
You: Expect a knock on your door shortly. To put it simply, you're utterly vile, disgusting, sickening, and should be locked up. You oxygen thieving scumbag.
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Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 16
Stranger: nice me too
Stranger: kik?
You: You want to kick me? Why is that.
Stranger: lol the app
You: No i do not have that particular application if that was what you happened to be implying.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Thats for me to know and you to find out
Stranger: cant find out unless you tell me
You: Let us talk more then later on the conversation i shall reveal all
Stranger: what shall we talk about?
You: What kind of a mood are you in?
Stranger: honestly? hahaa
You: Yes, to be honest with me please.
You: do*
Stranger: well i just smoked so im kinda horny
You: Oh, what a suprise. It does seem to be very hard to find a horny teenage boy on this website.
You: Thank God I've finally found one.
Stranger: it seeems hard to find a smartass to. lucky me
You: It seems hard to find a smart-ass too. Lucky me.* Would've been the correct way to say that sentance. I too am in the "horny" mood and would like to talk in a seductive manner. This would really "turn me on".
You: Would it you?
Stranger: sentence*
You: I think you'll find it is spelt sentance.
You: I presume you are American.
Stranger: I am an American. It is spelled sentence.
You: Well I am English and since without me you wouldn't be here, I will tell you what the correct way to articulate the English language happens to be. Looking beyond that, how about we talk scrubby to eachother?
Stranger: sounds like a great idea
You: Commence.
Stranger: How shall I begin?
You: By making me wet.
Stranger: Well if I was there then that would have already happened
You: But you weren't, so please get on with the scrubby talk we were supposed to commence with a couple of minutes ago.
Stranger: I would start by kissing from your neck all they way between your thighs all around your [Poor language removed] until i finally stick my tongue in and suck on your clit until you cum on my face
You: How very scrubby off you, you little mischievous devil.
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Stranger: nice
You: Expect a knock on your door shortly. To put it simply, you're utterly vile, disgusting, sickening, and should be locked up. You oxygen thieving scumbag.
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bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
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Stranger: asl
You: 16 f uk u?
Stranger: 16 m UK
You: zomg really? wowzers
Stranger: lol..yeah
You: wats ya name?
Stranger: whereabouts?
Stranger: ronnie
You: bootle lid
Stranger: yours
You: Charmaine
Stranger: cool !!
You: were u frm?
Stranger: bristol
You: OMG reli? hav u got a tractor? hahahaha jkz lol pmsl
Stranger: no ...hhaahaha
You: do u know were bootle is?
Stranger: umm..no i guess?
Stranger: ireland?
You: omg silly! guess agen
Stranger: scot then ?
Stranger: it's not in england for sure
You: no! cheeky!
You: it is
You: its in a city in england
Stranger: how come? never came across this name before
You: hav u not? lolz omg
You: wat u look lyk?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: 180 cm
Stranger: 5'9''
Stranger: blonde
Stranger: you?
You: um im blonde green eyez and quite short
You: got a lazy eye so dont laff ok? lolz
Stranger: hahaha..okay...what did you mean by lazy eye ?
Stranger: have to see it then..
You: it kinda goes looking at other thingz n I cant stop it hahahaha omg
You: do u wanna cum n meet me then? wowzers
Stranger: oooh..where does it go to ?
Stranger: yeah for sure
Stranger: when and where?
You: can u get the train here next weekend?!
Stranger: umm..i guess i can
You: amazeballs! will ur parents let u?
Stranger: is it in liverpool ?
Stranger: yeah ..why not !!
You: omg yeah it is
You: ur soooo clever
Stranger: hahaha..then i was guessing right
Stranger: cool !! we can catch up then
You: if u get off the train at lime street and get a taxi ask the driver to take u to the lisbon
You: its rite by mines
Stranger: ohh..then pretty cool ..mm
You: my mar works for Azul on Saturdays so ive got the house all to myself
You: can i just ask
Stranger: oooh...nice
Stranger: yeah ..what ?
You: wats ur hair like?
Stranger: blonde !!
You: i know this lad nik and his hair is like a foof
You: its reli spiky and crazy
You: is urs like that?
You: r u goth?
Stranger: mm..mine is not kinda spiky..rather it's curly
You: i hav a friend called rufus and hes a goth
Stranger: wokay
You: he likes all these weird bands that no one has heard of ever and like lithuanian footy teams and stuff
You: i dont fancy him tho
You: so i hope ur not
Stranger: yeah...no i aint like that
Stranger: hahhaha
You: he hates his parents and cuts himself and stuff
Stranger: are you into skype?
Stranger: omg !
Stranger: wtf !
You: im into cheese on toast
You: do u like cheese on toast?
You: if u do i can make u sum, im ded good at it
Stranger: umm
Stranger: cheese hell i like it very much
Stranger: toast is fine ..not bad ither
You: i live rite next to a greggs too so we can go ther after lolz
Stranger: yeaaah...that would be great
You: what sort of trabbs do u were?
Stranger: aaaah..it's jeans with teee
You: trainees lad ffs! lolz
You: not jeanz
Stranger: but what with trabs ?
Stranger: yeah i know it's training sorta clothing
You: yeah, trainees are called trabbs in lpool
You: wat kind u got? not gola i hope hahahaha
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: hahhha
You: there proper jarg
Stranger: i mean shoe or cothing ?
You: do u ever listen to the cena late night show?
You: its soooo boss
Stranger: no i havn't
You: groucho on ther does all these boss facts that ive never heard of
Stranger: hey you got skype?
You: i do
Stranger: then we can into cam
You: into cam?
Stranger: cool !
You: not cal?
Stranger: yeah
You: he's got a clio i think
Stranger: yeah even in call also
Stranger: what's your id ?
You: goats.mar_brennanginger69
You: urs?
Stranger: lemme add you
You: add me on ther then, gorra go lad, theres a guy with a beard at the door
You: lmfao pmsl lolz xxx
Stranger: it's not there
You: bye 4 now
You have disconnected.
Stranger: asl
You: 16 f uk u?
Stranger: 16 m UK
You: zomg really? wowzers
Stranger: lol..yeah
You: wats ya name?
Stranger: whereabouts?
Stranger: ronnie
You: bootle lid
Stranger: yours
You: Charmaine
Stranger: cool !!
You: were u frm?
Stranger: bristol
You: OMG reli? hav u got a tractor? hahahaha jkz lol pmsl
Stranger: no ...hhaahaha
You: do u know were bootle is?
Stranger: umm..no i guess?
Stranger: ireland?
You: omg silly! guess agen
Stranger: scot then ?
Stranger: it's not in england for sure
You: no! cheeky!
You: it is
You: its in a city in england
Stranger: how come? never came across this name before
You: hav u not? lolz omg
You: wat u look lyk?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: 180 cm
Stranger: 5'9''
Stranger: blonde
Stranger: you?
You: um im blonde green eyez and quite short
You: got a lazy eye so dont laff ok? lolz
Stranger: hahaha..okay...what did you mean by lazy eye ?
Stranger: have to see it then..
You: it kinda goes looking at other thingz n I cant stop it hahahaha omg
You: do u wanna cum n meet me then? wowzers
Stranger: oooh..where does it go to ?
Stranger: yeah for sure
Stranger: when and where?
You: can u get the train here next weekend?!
Stranger: umm..i guess i can
You: amazeballs! will ur parents let u?
Stranger: is it in liverpool ?
Stranger: yeah ..why not !!
You: omg yeah it is
You: ur soooo clever
Stranger: hahaha..then i was guessing right
Stranger: cool !! we can catch up then
You: if u get off the train at lime street and get a taxi ask the driver to take u to the lisbon
You: its rite by mines
Stranger: ohh..then pretty cool ..mm
You: my mar works for Azul on Saturdays so ive got the house all to myself
You: can i just ask
Stranger: oooh...nice
Stranger: yeah ..what ?
You: wats ur hair like?
Stranger: blonde !!
You: i know this lad nik and his hair is like a foof
You: its reli spiky and crazy
You: is urs like that?
You: r u goth?
Stranger: mm..mine is not kinda spiky..rather it's curly
You: i hav a friend called rufus and hes a goth
Stranger: wokay
You: he likes all these weird bands that no one has heard of ever and like lithuanian footy teams and stuff
You: i dont fancy him tho
You: so i hope ur not
Stranger: yeah...no i aint like that
Stranger: hahhaha
You: he hates his parents and cuts himself and stuff
Stranger: are you into skype?
Stranger: omg !
Stranger: wtf !
You: im into cheese on toast
You: do u like cheese on toast?
You: if u do i can make u sum, im ded good at it
Stranger: umm
Stranger: cheese hell i like it very much
Stranger: toast is fine ..not bad ither
You: i live rite next to a greggs too so we can go ther after lolz
Stranger: yeaaah...that would be great
You: what sort of trabbs do u were?
Stranger: aaaah..it's jeans with teee
You: trainees lad ffs! lolz
You: not jeanz
Stranger: but what with trabs ?
Stranger: yeah i know it's training sorta clothing
You: yeah, trainees are called trabbs in lpool
You: wat kind u got? not gola i hope hahahaha
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: hahhha
You: there proper jarg
Stranger: i mean shoe or cothing ?
You: do u ever listen to the cena late night show?
You: its soooo boss
Stranger: no i havn't
You: groucho on ther does all these boss facts that ive never heard of
Stranger: hey you got skype?
You: i do
Stranger: then we can into cam
You: into cam?
Stranger: cool !
You: not cal?
Stranger: yeah
You: he's got a clio i think
Stranger: yeah even in call also
Stranger: what's your id ?
You: goats.mar_brennanginger69
You: urs?
Stranger: lemme add you
You: add me on ther then, gorra go lad, theres a guy with a beard at the door
You: lmfao pmsl lolz xxx
Stranger: it's not there
You: bye 4 now
You have disconnected.
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