This is alright this.

[Elong]

 

[EFCNIK]

Brilliant.

 

[Tubey]

 

[AdamEFC]

Some proper weird people on this

 

[TigerLily]

hahaha you're all strange!

 

[McQueen]

This thread is immense

 

[gheesom]

This is all proper funny, well played people!

 

[Tubey]

You: alright lid
Stranger: are you indian
Stranger: lid
You: me naan is

^

This one has me howling every single time

 

[malcson]

Stranger: hey there
Stranger: asl?
You: f 32 uk
Stranger: cool, I'm 22 m, in Manchester
Stranger: whereabouts in the UK are you?
You: oldham
Stranger: ah, sweet, not too far away
Stranger: so are you at work? or not working?
You: work from homewhat do u like to eat?
Stranger: I like to eat all kinds of things -- in fact, chubby women who like their food really turn me how big are you?
You: 16 stone ;-)
Stranger: mm, that's nice, I bet you're beautiful!
Stranger: I could eat you up.. do you have a husband/bf?
You: no single, what would you feed me?
Stranger: oh, what would you like me to feed you? I'd make you open your mouth really wide, and pour cream down there
Stranger: I might let a little bit fall on your body too!
You: I like fast food of all kinds, no chance of any missing my mouth. I'm not wasting any!
Stranger: mm, that's nice, I'd love to see you chomping on a nice big burger
Stranger: you should get some soon..
You: This chat has been sponsored by McDonalds!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Stole that FBI one


http://logs.omegle.com/f18824a

 

[DualityNSNO]

Stranger: hey there
Stranger: asl?
You: f 32 uk
Stranger: cool, I'm 22 m, in Manchester
Stranger: whereabouts in the UK are you?
You: oldham
Stranger: ah, sweet, not too far away
Stranger: so are you at work? or not working?
You: work from homewhat do u like to eat?
Stranger: I like to eat all kinds of things -- in fact, chubby women who like their food really turn me how big are you?
You: 16 stone ;-)
Stranger: mm, that's nice, I bet you're beautiful!
Stranger: I could eat you up.. do you have a husband/bf?
You: no single, what would you feed me?
Stranger: oh, what would you like me to feed you? I'd make you open your mouth really wide, and pour cream down there
Stranger: I might let a little bit fall on your body too!
You: I like fast food of all kinds, no chance of any missing my mouth. I'm not wasting any!
Stranger: mm, that's nice, I'd love to see you chomping on a nice big burger
Stranger: you should get some soon..
You: This chat has been sponsored by McDonalds!

Hahaha, nice!

 

[bluejock]

You: Alright lid?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ya fik
You: yer mar on toast lad
Stranger: ki likh reha hai
You: do you like pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: yes
You: [Poor language removed] off

 

[Deleted member 28206]

You: Alright lid?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ya fik
You: yer mar on toast lad
Stranger: ki likh reha hai
You: do you like pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: yes
You: [Poor language removed] off

just like GOT

 

[bluejock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Is it me you're looking for?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how r u
You: I can see it in your eyes
Stranger: i love u
You: I can see it in your smile
Stranger: hmmmmmm ok
You: Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Stranger: no i never feel lonely u always with me
You: Or is someone loving you?
Stranger: coz i love u
You: Tell me how to win your heart
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: tell me asl ist
You: For I haven't got a clue
Stranger: ok give me clue
Stranger: okay
You: But let me start by saying
You: I love you
Stranger: love u too
You have disconnected.

 

[bluejock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: say somethin
You: somethin
You have disconnected