This is alright this.

[Bungle]

This just seemed to turn into pointless ranting but never mind


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey m19usa lookin for a transvestite to Skype with.
Stranger:
You: Hi
You: your in luck
You: you like chicks with dicks?
Stranger: ya..
You: then im your man, well woman... erm you get me
Stranger: lol(;
You: ****s with nuts, im on that site
You: look me up
Stranger: Skype me?
You: haven't got skype, is that going to stop us talking?
Stranger: Idk.. lol
You: would you like a reach around?
Stranger: mmm yessss
You: your name isnt spike is it?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: aj
You: ok just checking before we took this further
Stranger: lol
Stranger: getta Skype mommy(;
You: how?
Stranger: do you have a cam.?
You: or were you telling your mommy to get skype? Or am I your mommy/daddy?
Stranger: you're mommy mommy (;
Stranger: my*
You: yeah I have a cam, although my ford is 10 years old and I believe it needs changing at either 10 years or 100,000 miles
You: can you recommend anyone?
Stranger: not that I know of
Stranger: I mean a Web cam tho..
You: do I need the full tensioners done as well or just the basic cam changed?
You: oh sorry
Stranger: no I am lol don't know **** about cars
You: just quickly though, do i go down the full tensioners route though?
You: we'll get to the good stuff soon
You: be patient
Stranger: I really don't know tho
You: ok thanks anyway, so what are you doing now?
Stranger: mhm i'm jus chillin in class. what about you?
You: in class, looking for transvestites? School isnt what it used to be
Stranger: I know right
Stranger: will i'm in college an I ain't got **** to do ATM lol
You: fair enough, you reckon the Darren Gibson transfer will go through today?
Stranger: Idk that either... lol
You: I know your modest and all that but my front discs need replacing soon, genuine ford parts or not?
Stranger: hm id say no
Stranger: personally I don't like ford
You: ffs I dont want to talk about cars I want to talk about fisting and reach arounds, why must you keep on with this obsession with ford?
Stranger: hahaha Idk you tell me
You: GOT?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: babe add me on Skype
Stranger: (;
You: I dont have skype
Stranger: oh you don't have a Web either huh
You: I have plenty of webs, mostly in the corner of the ceiling
Stranger: lol...
You: your on a wind up right?
Stranger: webcam..
Stranger: some what
You: ?
You: your messing with me?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm tryin to see your body
You: mate, to be fair I'm about 6ft 4, 18 stone, big **** off hairy legs and balls, with might I add a hairy back nowadays
You: does that work for you?
You: Kinda like your dad I suppose
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Oxon]

ou: Darron Gibson
Stranger: 25 m india
Stranger: prince here...
You: Pretty sure he's 24 and Irish mate
You: Though hes is a lid obviously
You: reckon he'll sign?
Stranger: 25 m india
You: Mate he'll only cost 1m not 25, we don't have that kind of dinero

 

[paulbefc]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m 27 canada u?
You: f 19 US hi!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: welcome
You: your meant to say hi first! lol!
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok.
Stranger: because a lot of people ask me asl all time
You: where in canada?
You: MY RAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Quebec
Stranger: and you
You: Montreal? beautiful city.
Stranger: yes
You: I got a piercing there!
Stranger: i visted it last week
Stranger: waww
Stranger: did u visit it?
You: yes twice.
You: I love it.
You: MY RAT IS RAVENOUS.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes its a beautoful city
You: Newtown bar on the corner.
You: great party.
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: st catherine
Stranger: its a good place
You: st catherine street is a crazy place.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whiche city do u live
You: IVE GOT MY RAT OUT FFS.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: which city
Stranger: do u live?
You: Detroit lad
Stranger: ahh nice
You: Its cool.
Stranger: i hope one day visit new york
Stranger: yes
You: My pop lives there.
You: MY RAT IT PULSES LIKE A STRONG HEART
Stranger: waww good
You: You been?
Stranger: i must learn english
Stranger: because here we talk french
Stranger: all time
You: your english is super, its hot how you speak English
Stranger: ohhh thank you
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Destiny x
You: An ur
Stranger: nice to meet u Destiny x
Stranger: Tafik
You: Thats a nice name, is it french?
You: MY RAT IS DRIPPING.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can we chang contact?
Stranger: its better to talk here
You: I think so.
You: DOUZ YOU LIKE MY RAT LAD?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: messenger skype..i dont know what u have
You: TELL ME YOU WANT MY RAT.
Stranger: Facebook
Stranger: Facebook pleas now.
You: Im sorry i get these urges x
Stranger: no it's ok.
You: MY RAT WANTS FEEDING FFS.
You: hold on one moment.
Stranger: cool
You: add me facebook?
Stranger: lets chat
Stranger: sure what your name
You: Destiny McLuvsTheCock
Stranger: your facebook
You: yes that's it add me.
Stranger: you sure lol
You: you scared? im dripping.
You: SACRE BLEU MY RAT IS STARVING.
Stranger: I can find you.
You: This is an official FBI notice. You have contravened US Penal Code 1384JHGHA. Click here to look this up. We have tracked your ip address to: Laval, Quebec, Canada. Continuation of lewd behavior towards minors will result in prosecution. End this conversation immediately and turn off your electronic device for three calendar days or face prosecution.
Stranger: whut?????

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This thread has had me intears throughout but this one had me clapping like a retarded seal.

 

[Oxon]

You: Darron Gibson
Stranger: .....
You: What do you make of him lid?
Stranger: i dont know who that is i dont watch tv or read books im too tarded for that
You: Ah so you must be on RAWK then?
Stranger: i have to take a ****

 

[Oxon]

Stranger: Hi
You: Darron Gibson
Stranger: Conan O'Brien
Stranger: What is this game?
You: Who's he play for lid?
You: This Conan fella?
You: Is he any good?
Stranger: He's a wonderful talk show host. Very funny.
You: Can he play in midfield though, because we don't really need a talk show host at the moment.
You: Though we could definitely use him if he can play up top
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: I have no idea what's happening.
You: Neither do I mate we've been proper gash this season
You: Just hope this Conan fella can solve our problems
Stranger: Are you from the UK
You: Yes lid
Stranger: or possibly Australia?
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Awesome.
Stranger: Ok bye

 

[ToffeeMark]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you a female

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Apple on pizza ffs?!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im micheal jackson
You: Cheese on toast lad?
Stranger: im micheal jackson
You: Pineapple, should it be on pizza
You: .
Stranger: of courseee
You: WTF LID?!
You: That's just wrong ffs.
You: You a kopite or something?!
Stranger: no i eat pizza with apple so why not pineapple ??
You: APPLE FFS?! You're definitely a kopite.
Stranger: no im micheal jackson
You: Mj is a kopite, only a kopite would have that much plastic surgery
Stranger: you r so rude to mee
You: Right, I have a question
Stranger: okeyy
You: It's very important lid
You: Darren Gibson, is he any good?L
Stranger: im his wife
You: Darren Gibsons wife is MJ FFS?!?
You: Is he good in bed lad
Stranger: yes and im steve jobs daughter .
You: So your a transvestite?!
You: Ffs, this isn't looking good
You: How can we have Gibson now, he's a freak ffs
Stranger: dont talk like that about my husband its so rude ...
You: Well, is he better than Neville and Heitinga then?
Stranger: neville longbottom rocks !!<3
You: Answer my questionn ffs
Stranger: what is ffs ?
You: It's a code lad
Stranger: OMG you are freak or an alien ? which language do you speak ? engliah? if you are then im not
You: I'm an evertonian lid, we're a special breed
Stranger: okeyyy youate saykooo
You: Wtf lid, we're talking english here
You: Well, welsh
Stranger: Bored bye
You: Wtf lad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[ijjysmith]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: I speak english.
You: Terrific
Stranger: How Terrific?
You: Awesomely terrific
Stranger: Tell me a joke.
You: What do Kermit the frog and Henry the 8th have in common?
Stranger: What?
You: Same middle name
Stranger: So your name is Ben Matt?
You: What?!
Stranger: I'm your son. Hey Dad!
You: Are you ill?
You: Or on glue?
Stranger: Yes, just as you are your own person.
Stranger: Yes i'm blue.
You: Nice one - I'm a Blue too
You: C'mon the ton
Stranger: You are a girl.
Stranger: What?
You: Nope I'm a guy pal
Stranger: I thought you are a girl!
You: Do you like pineapple on a pizza?
Stranger: No. I don't eat fruit.
You: Good lad
Stranger: Are you confused?
You: No more than usual
Stranger: How do you like Nietzsche?
You: What the **** is that?
Stranger: Veteranarian.
You: A vet?!
Stranger: What animals do you see most commonly then?
You: Sheep, you?
Stranger: I like bleach very much.
You: You must be a Moyes fan
Stranger: I don't think so.
You: Me neither - well sometimes
Stranger: Sometimes what?
You: Sometimes he's brilliant
You: Sometimes he is not
Stranger: How are you learning now?
Stranger: And then it's english again, isn't it?
You: Erm....what?
Stranger: Can we just start over?
You: Yeah shall we?
Stranger: So you're not a person...
You: Im pretty sure I am
Stranger: Alright then sir, you've made you're point quite clear!
You: Is Jo on yet?
Stranger: Your move.
You: KOFF stranger
Stranger: Ok then.

 

[ijjysmith]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hello BABE Im 18male and you ?
You: You wanna be careful starting a chat like that mate. I'm a guy and you just called me babe.
Stranger: go **** ur mom [Poor language removed]
You: Hahahaha!!
You: Brilliant
You: Quick question, what's a mom [Poor language removed]?

 

[heatmeiser]

I tried a look at this earlier, my screen went static, I had to shut down and re-boot.

What's it about some chatroom or some variation, these damn things are a dime a dozen and I don't participate with them.

this is good enough for daily, general and incoherent banter.

Everytime someone bumps this I have to go straight to this page and chuckle over this post.

I imagine him sat there in his underpants grumbling about every slight bit of fun going on in the world.

 

[paulbefc]

YES! IT'S BACK!

 

[ijjysmith]

YES! IT'S BACK!

I missed out on the fun first few times! But just discovered I can do it on my mobile!!

 

[FTY]

You: aupp lid


Stranger: any fanny there


You: you on got lad


You: everton?


Stranger: liverpool


You: **** off


You: everton lid


Stranger: u f u


Stranger: wank


You: no

 

[paulbefc]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: alright kidderbean?

Stranger: wagwan

Stranger: you bless?

You: shiblwahgffg

You: I bless

Stranger: you gay bruv?

Stranger: shutup

You: I is straight blad

Stranger: idiot who you chattin to

Stranger: smack up your face one time

You: koff I'll shank you blod

Stranger: is it a ting

You: it aint no ting biatch

Stranger: kmt shut ya mouth rudeboi

You: is you dizzee blad?

Stranger: oi **** off you lil wasteman

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[DualityNSNO]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: alright kidderbean?

Stranger: wagwan

Stranger: you bless?

You: shiblwahgffg

You: I bless

Stranger: you gay bruv?

Stranger: shutup

You: I is straight blad

Stranger: idiot who you chattin to

Stranger: smack up your face one time

You: koff I'll shank you blod

Stranger: is it a ting

You: it aint no ting biatch

Stranger: kmt shut ya mouth rudeboi

You: is you dizzee blad?

Stranger: oi **** off you lil wasteman

Your conversational partner has disconnected.