This is alright this.

[Walter Ego]

that wasnt at all funny, i dont know why ive posted it

 

[ToffeeMark]

 

[DualityNSNO]

Omegle now has a new function thing - you can ask 2 strangers a question and watch them discuss it.
You can find it on the front page, "Spy Mode (beta)" or you can click here.

 

[harryjam]

Gutted I wasn't here earlier. Looks absolutely top draw stuff. The first time I used Omegle the lady on the other side used a screwdriver. It wasn't used to turn a screw into anything..She moved onto an electric toothbrush too.

 

[Silas]

The new spy mode question asked...

Pineapple on pizza?

Stranger 1: Always.

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 2: **** you

Stranger 2 has disconnected

 

[Welton Toffee]

BUMP

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: dick or vag

You: ye mar lad

Stranger: dick?

You: cheese on toast lad

Stranger: ?

Stranger: say it clear

Stranger: i dont understand

You: CHEESE ON TOAST LAD

Stranger: ?????????

You: CHEESE

You: ON TOAST

Stranger: means u dick?

You: means ye mar lad

Stranger: whats that?

You: do you now what cheese is?

Stranger: i do

Stranger: its made of milk

Stranger: and ****

You: you know what toast is?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: i do

You: well you put the cheese

You: on the toast

Stranger: but u dont seem to know what vag is

You: ffs

Stranger: ??

Stranger: ffs?

Stranger: whats that

Stranger: i dont know

You: it's like cheese lad

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Stranger: Hi
You: Respect
Stranger: F or m?
You: F
You: U?
Stranger: Hello male
Stranger: Where drom?
Stranger: From*
You: Sweden
Stranger: Oh nice
You: U?
Stranger: Britain
Stranger: London
Stranger: How old ?
You: 19
You: U?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: Just finished my studies
Stranger: What's your name?
You: Are you a soapdodger?
You: Anneka
Stranger: Nice yes, am
Stranger: Are you a 9gager?
You: Sorry?
Stranger: Doesn't matter...
Stranger: how you look like?
You: Blonde hair
You: Green eyes
Stranger: What bra size?
Stranger: :>
You: 34d
You: Cheeky
Stranger: hm.. Not bad
Stranger: And ass? ~~
You: What about your size?
You: If you know what I mean
Stranger: I know babe
Stranger: Well..let's say it's Big
Stranger: :>
You: What size. Come on don't be shy.
Stranger: 30
You: Huh?
Stranger: Cm
You: Wow. Your dick is bigger than mine.
Stranger: What?
Stranger: You're m?
You: Yeah. I'm pre-op.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Cockney tit.

 

[edge]

cant believe i have missed this thread some really good ones pissing myself with that rat one

 

[Roztitute]

howling here

 

[ijjysmith]

Awesome!!

 

[Bungle]

Stranger: looking for dirty girl with skype
You: Hi, dont have skype but I am filthy?
Stranger: ok cool
Stranger: you got msn?
You: can you help with a problem I've been having?
Stranger: ok
You: theres this guy bill who's been stealing from me and a group of friends, we've tried confronting him but we get nowhere, any suggestions?
Stranger: kill him
You: really? Kill Bill?
Stranger: yes
You: but he has quite a few friends in powerful places
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Bungle]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: man here
You: woman here
Stranger: horny?
You: maybe, you?
Stranger: yes....http://imgur.com/sb4qc
You: I cant click on the image
Stranger: why?
You: in case your to damn sexy
Stranger: its not this case...you can click!!!
You: ok
You: wow
You: your getting ****ed by a pig, is that really you?
You: sorry i clicked the wrong link
You: wow, sucking off a goat
You: oh ffs, sorry wrong link again
You: you still horny?
Stranger: no!!!
You: Not surprised after being ****ed by all those animals
You: You savage animal molester
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Roztitute]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: how you doin
Stranger: goo. you?>
You: not too bad ta
You: what you been up to
Stranger: watching tv
You: sound
You: you red or blue?
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: ??
Stranger: blue
You: YES
You: evertonian lad
You: same
Stranger: WTF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Tubey]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m 27 canada u?
You: f 19 US hi!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: welcome
You: your meant to say hi first! lol!
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok.
Stranger: because a lot of people ask me asl all time
You: where in canada?
You: MY RAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Quebec
Stranger: and you
You: Montreal? beautiful city.
Stranger: yes
You: I got a piercing there!
Stranger: i visted it last week
Stranger: waww
Stranger: did u visit it?
You: yes twice.
You: I love it.
You: MY RAT IS RAVENOUS.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes its a beautoful city
You: Newtown bar on the corner.
You: great party.
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: st catherine
Stranger: its a good place
You: st catherine street is a crazy place.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whiche city do u live
You: IVE GOT MY RAT OUT FFS.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: which city
Stranger: do u live?
You: Detroit lad
Stranger: ahh nice
You: Its cool.
Stranger: i hope one day visit new york
Stranger: yes
You: My pop lives there.
You: MY RAT IT PULSES LIKE A STRONG HEART
Stranger: waww good
You: You been?
Stranger: i must learn english
Stranger: because here we talk french
Stranger: all time
You: your english is super, its hot how you speak English
Stranger: ohhh thank you
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Destiny x
You: An ur
Stranger: nice to meet u Destiny x
Stranger: Tafik
You: Thats a nice name, is it french?
You: MY RAT IS DRIPPING.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can we chang contact?
Stranger: its better to talk here
You: I think so.
You: DOUZ YOU LIKE MY RAT LAD?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: messenger skype..i dont know what u have
You: TELL ME YOU WANT MY RAT.
Stranger: Facebook
Stranger: Facebook pleas now.
You: Im sorry i get these urges x
Stranger: no it's ok.
You: MY RAT WANTS FEEDING FFS.
You: hold on one moment.
Stranger: cool
You: add me facebook?
Stranger: lets chat
Stranger: sure what your name
You: Destiny McLuvsTheCock
Stranger: your facebook
You: yes that's it add me.
Stranger: you sure lol
You: you scared? im dripping.
You: SACRE BLEU MY RAT IS STARVING.
Stranger: I can find you.
You: This is an official FBI notice. You have contravened US Penal Code 1384JHGHA. Click here to look this up. We have tracked your ip address to: Laval, Quebec, Canada. Continuation of lewd behavior towards minors will result in prosecution. End this conversation immediately and turn off your electronic device for three calendar days or face prosecution.
Stranger: whut?????

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Literally the best ever thing on here, ever. ^^

 

[Kurt.]

pmsl after reading the whole thread for the last hour ha ha ,, tears are streaming down my face, my fav had to be the

knock knock
who's there
disco
disco who
disconnected



ha ha pmsl,,, comedy genius