This is alright this.

[chicoazul]

Superb thread. Rusty clio exhaust pipe from Cal gets me every time.

 

[SAFC lad]

currently in a surreal flash fiction one word at a time chat. It's going well.

 

[SAFC lad]

the start was a little shaky but it ended up fairly successful i reckon

Stranger: once'

You: upon

Stranger: upon

You: a

Stranger: a

You: titus

Stranger: there

You: was

Stranger: a

You: n impressive

Stranger: ly huge

You: girth

Stranger: of

You: meat

Stranger: lying

You: deep

Stranger: within

You: the

Stranger: heart

You: of

Stranger: my

You: artichoke

Stranger: .

Stranger: It

You: bled

Stranger: every

You: sinew

Stranger: from

You: it's

Stranger: being.

You: An

Stranger: hour

You: before

Stranger: I

You: destroyed

Stranger: it

Stranger: ,

You: it

Stranger: talked

You: with

Stranger: a

You: glorious

Stranger: lisp

Stranger: .

You: Suddenly

Stranger: it

You: lept

Stranger: out

You: from

Stranger: the

You: depths

Stranger: of

You: satan's

Stranger: artichoke

You: . Meanwhile...

Stranger: I

You: cowered

Stranger: in

You: fear

Stranger: because

You: Titus

Stranger: was

You: menacingly

Stranger: cackling

You: despite

Stranger: his

You: unbelievable

Stranger: conditions.

You: From

Stranger: satan's

You: deepest

Stranger: artichoke

You: heart

Stranger: lept

You: a

Stranger: huge

You: ashen-faced

Stranger: girth

You: worthy

Stranger: of

You: many

Stranger: awards

Stranger: .

You: Pineapple's

Stranger: meat

 

[JamesBT]

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS THREAD EXISTED WHEN I JOINED FFS!!!!!! Got uni in 4 hours but my god there's some fine work on show here lids. Birmingham uni shall hear these tales MY RAT FFS

 

[Saliba]

hahah ffs this is brilliant. this should be stickied!

 

[bluejock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 19 m uk
You: hi sausage
Stranger: ?
You: do you like sausage?
You: i like pork and apple sausage
Stranger: yeah sounds good
You: or cumberland sausage
Stranger: yeah all english types
You: mmm english sausage is good
You: very meaty sausage
You: you are eengleesh?
Stranger: you trying to be perverse?
You: do you wanting to be perversee?
Stranger: when you speak english then we can talk
You: i having boyfriend but i not tell him
Stranger: where u from?
You: france
You: you?
Stranger: england ofcourse
Stranger: where in france?
You: Marseilles
You: you?
Stranger: brighton
Stranger: u have msn or Skype?
You: i have a cousin in brigton
You: it is by seaside yes?
You: he and his boyfriend have lovely house by seaside
You: they have too big dogs
You: do you like dogs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[bluejock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey sugar
Stranger: hi
You: oh sorry, i was talking to my cup of tea
You have disconnected.

 

[bluejock]

You: howdy cowboy
Stranger: awks. coz i am a cowboy
You: yeeha
You: are you in brokeback mountain?
Stranger: i'm joking. calm ya frm
Stranger: farm*
You: my farm is calm
You: do you have a farm?
Stranger: um no.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: australia. you?
You: scotland
You: do you know bundy?
You: or mcbain?
You: you won't know elong. he's in new zealand
You: but he has nice hair
Stranger: who the **** are you talking about
You: bundy
You: bunds
You: the bundster
Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about
You: me neither
Stranger: hm i see that
You: it's ok though
You: my carer says it's good for me
You: you are quiet
You: have you died?
You: *phones australian ambulance
You: "g'day cobber, me mate bruce has fallen in the dunny"
You have disconnected.

 

[bluejock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lol I won't let your dick be dried , wanna see me squirt? goto "ihorny . tk"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hahahaha, well in Jock!

 

[formerly manx toffee]

the start was a little shaky but it ended up fairly successful i reckon

Stranger: once'

You: upon

Stranger: upon

You: a

Stranger: a

You: titus

Stranger: there

You: was

Stranger: a

You: n impressive

Stranger: ly huge

You: girth

Stranger: of

You: meat

Stranger: lying

You: deep

Stranger: within

You: the

Stranger: heart

You: of

Stranger: my

You: artichoke

Stranger: .

Stranger: It

You: bled

Stranger: every

You: sinew

Stranger: from

You: it's

Stranger: being.

You: An

Stranger: hour

You: before

Stranger: I

You: destroyed

Stranger: it

Stranger: ,

You: it

Stranger: talked

You: with

Stranger: a

You: glorious

Stranger: lisp

Stranger: .

You: Suddenly

Stranger: it

You: lept

Stranger: out

You: from

Stranger: the

You: depths

Stranger: of

You: satan's

Stranger: artichoke

You: . Meanwhile...

Stranger: I

You: cowered

Stranger: in

You: fear

Stranger: because

You: Titus

Stranger: was

You: menacingly

Stranger: cackling

You: despite

Stranger: his

You: unbelievable

Stranger: conditions.

You: From

Stranger: satan's

You: deepest

Stranger: artichoke

You: heart

Stranger: lept

You: a

Stranger: huge

You: ashen-faced

Stranger: girth

You: worthy

Stranger: of

You: many

Stranger: awards

Stranger: .

You: Pineapple's

Stranger: meat

...you were talking to someone else from GOT.

 

[JamesBT]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: do you know who everton are
Stranger: asl
You: arsenal are **** lid
You: are you on GOT?
Stranger: yaa
You: whats ur username
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[JamesBT]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pineapple
You: on pizza
Stranger: damnn
You: yes
You: or
You: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: **** no
You: good lid
You: wanna bum
Stranger: lmao, why not
You have disconnected.

 

[JamesBT]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hejsa. Nogen fra Danmark, Norge eller Sverige?
You: liverpool fan?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[JamesBT]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: ok
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where you from?
You: got spurs 2morrow so bit nervous
You: england
Stranger: cool
You: you think everton will beat spurs
Stranger: haha! uhmmm... i dont actually know what youre saying about
You: everton
You: put it this way
You: are you red or blue
Stranger: uhuh
Stranger: blue
You: thats a great start
Stranger: whats that? is it a game?
You: what you think about Jagielka's injury
Stranger: or what?
Stranger: who is jagielka?
You: everton's not a game
You: its a way of life
Stranger: i dont actually get it.lol..
Stranger: i have no idea at all
You: neither do i some saturdays
Stranger: is it a show?
You: who do you support
You: its a football team
Stranger: oohhhh.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i get it now
Stranger: so, there will have a football game tomorrow? and you bet on this specific team?
Stranger: is that it?
You: yes
Stranger: ohh.ok
You: so will we win
Stranger: im not watching sport
You: i dont blame you, after watching saha's recent performances
Stranger: neither saha
You: you going to villa on saturday
Stranger: who is saha
Stranger: im not from englang
Stranger: you know
You: Norway?
Stranger: so i have no idea of what youre typing in
Stranger: nope
Stranger: england*
You: so your not a liverpool fan then
Stranger: no..lol
You: good lid
Stranger: liverpool
Stranger: i think i heard that from a movie
Stranger: if im not mistaken,
Stranger: its wimbledon
You: z cars tv show
Stranger: movie
Stranger: i think its wimbledon
Stranger: uhmmm.. its kirsten dunst movie
You: Is she on GOT?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.