Great work there, Silas! 
This is alright this.
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Silas
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You: Hallo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u
You: At home
Stranger: male or female
You: Memale
Stranger: country
You: Peru
Stranger: ur age
You: 92
You: Is this a survey?
Stranger: so nice
You: What is? The weather?
Stranger: u like sex chat
You: Not reall
You: y
You: I like pina coladas, and taking walks in the rain
Stranger: any one sex with u
You: Right now? No, it would get in the way of me typing
Stranger: ok come ur room
You: Woah, you haven't even bought me a drink yet.
Stranger: what/
You: A drink. I will have a pina colada
Stranger: ok
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You: Hallo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u
You: At home
Stranger: male or female
You: Memale
Stranger: country
You: Peru
Stranger: ur age
You: 92
You: Is this a survey?
Stranger: so nice
You: What is? The weather?
Stranger: u like sex chat
You: Not reall
You: y
You: I like pina coladas, and taking walks in the rain
Stranger: any one sex with u
You: Right now? No, it would get in the way of me typing
Stranger: ok come ur room
You: Woah, you haven't even bought me a drink yet.
Stranger: what/
You: A drink. I will have a pina colada
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: M or f
You: My favourite letter is actually Q.
Stranger: Dick
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Stranger: M or f
You: My favourite letter is actually Q.
Stranger: Dick
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Bungle
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Stranger: 17 m us, pretty horny, wanna skype?
You: pretty horny, or am I pretty and horny?
You: are you a gimp?
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Stranger: gimp?
You: leather outfit, ball in mouth, mistress mistress buzz word etc.
Stranger: no...?
You: phew!
You: so what you doing now?
Stranger: lol, been aving problems with them?
Stranger: im drinking coffe and talking to a presumed hottie
Stranger: you?
You: yeah the last gimp spat his ball out and it got wedged in my ass
You: ooh, whos the hottie?
Stranger: i was think it might be you but who really knows at this point?
You: ok, would you like a description
Stranger: very much so
You: from top to bottom
Stranger: sounds nice
You: I have short brown hair, long long legs
You: a nice smile
You: wanna hear more?
Stranger: yes'm please
You: you into me yeah?
Stranger: a nice smile is a good thing
Stranger: very
You: yeah I thought so, thats wat attracted my missus to me, anyway I'll go on
Stranger: your missus?
You: 6ft 4, hairy [Poor language removed], bit of stubble, probably could shave more regular
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Stranger: 17 m us, pretty horny, wanna skype?
You: pretty horny, or am I pretty and horny?
You: are you a gimp?
Stranger: im pretty horny, are you pretty and horny?
Stranger: gimp?
You: leather outfit, ball in mouth, mistress mistress buzz word etc.
Stranger: no...?
You: phew!
You: so what you doing now?
Stranger: lol, been aving problems with them?
Stranger: im drinking coffe and talking to a presumed hottie
Stranger: you?
You: yeah the last gimp spat his ball out and it got wedged in my ass
You: ooh, whos the hottie?
Stranger: i was think it might be you but who really knows at this point?
You: ok, would you like a description
Stranger: very much so
You: from top to bottom
Stranger: sounds nice
You: I have short brown hair, long long legs
You: a nice smile
You: wanna hear more?
Stranger: yes'm please
You: you into me yeah?
Stranger: a nice smile is a good thing
Stranger: very
You: yeah I thought so, thats wat attracted my missus to me, anyway I'll go on
Stranger: your missus?
You: 6ft 4, hairy [Poor language removed], bit of stubble, probably could shave more regular
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Oxon
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You: Sup, brosef?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: you?
You: Not much also, lid.
Stranger: lid?
You: Means hombre, lid
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Really thought we'd hit it off for a minute there.
You: Sup, brosef?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: you?
You: Not much also, lid.
Stranger: lid?
You: Means hombre, lid
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Really thought we'd hit it off for a minute there.
andrewkgsmith
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This one's ****ing long and I apologise for that. Twist at the end though.
You: alright lid
Stranger: Alright okay
You: let me tell you about the 80s lah
Stranger: EHM
Stranger: THE 80S
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: URGH
Stranger: The fashion in the 80s was just horrible
You: but the football was gear lad, absolutely gear
Stranger: Who cares about football?!
You: me lid
Stranger: WHATS LID?!?!??!!?
You: LID
You: YOU LId
Stranger: My names not lid!
You: I KNOW LID
You: I'm a lid
You: you're a lid
You: everyones a lid
You: except the birds
Stranger: Whats a lid?!
Stranger: A human?
You: nah lid
You: lids half of the humans
You: other half is birds
Stranger:
Stranger: Im just gonna google it
You: googling lid, lid?
You: won't get you far that yano lah
Stranger: Youre so
Stranger: bleh
You: oh I am though aren't I though
Stranger: So everybody in the world are like
Stranger: lids?!
You: no lid, just the lids
Stranger: Mrgh
Stranger: You mean the lid?
You: no lid
You: go to bed lid
Stranger: JUST
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: TELL ME WHAT LID IS
Stranger: Whats another word for lid?
You: lad
Stranger: lad?
You: yeh lid
Stranger: A dude?
You: yeh lid
Stranger: but im not a dude
You: that's just ****ing awkward that is
Stranger: Hmm
You: I'm gonna leave you alone forever now
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You: alright lid
Stranger: Alright okay
You: let me tell you about the 80s lah
Stranger: EHM
Stranger: THE 80S
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: URGH
Stranger: The fashion in the 80s was just horrible
You: but the football was gear lad, absolutely gear
Stranger: Who cares about football?!
You: me lid
Stranger: WHATS LID?!?!??!!?
You: LID
You: YOU LId
Stranger: My names not lid!
You: I KNOW LID
You: I'm a lid
You: you're a lid
You: everyones a lid
You: except the birds
Stranger: Whats a lid?!
Stranger: A human?
You: nah lid
You: lids half of the humans
You: other half is birds
Stranger:
Stranger: Im just gonna google it
You: googling lid, lid?
You: won't get you far that yano lah
Stranger: Youre so
Stranger: bleh
You: oh I am though aren't I though
Stranger: So everybody in the world are like
Stranger: lids?!
You: no lid, just the lids
Stranger: Mrgh
Stranger: You mean the lid?
You: no lid
You: go to bed lid
Stranger: JUST
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: TELL ME WHAT LID IS
Stranger: Whats another word for lid?
You: lad
Stranger: lad?
You: yeh lid
Stranger: A dude?
You: yeh lid
Stranger: but im not a dude
You: that's just ****ing awkward that is
Stranger: Hmm
You: I'm gonna leave you alone forever now
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Oxon
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This one's ****ing long and I apologise for that. Twist at the end though.
You: alright lid
Stranger: Alright okay
You: let me tell you about the 80s lah
Stranger: EHM
Stranger: THE 80S
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: URGH
Stranger: The fashion in the 80s was just horrible
You: but the football was gear lad, absolutely gear
Stranger: Who cares about football?!
You: me lid
Stranger: WHATS LID?!?!??!!?
You: LID
You: YOU LId
Stranger: My names not lid!
You: I KNOW LID
You: I'm a lid
You: you're a lid
You: everyones a lid
You: except the birds
Stranger: Whats a lid?!
Stranger: A human?
You: nah lid
You: lids half of the humans
You: other half is birds
Stranger:
Stranger: Im just gonna google it
You: googling lid, lid?
You: won't get you far that yano lah
Stranger: Youre so
Stranger: bleh
You: oh I am though aren't I though
Stranger: So everybody in the world are like
Stranger: lids?!
You: no lid, just the lids
Stranger: Mrgh
Stranger: You mean the lid?
You: no lid
You: go to bed lid
Stranger: JUST
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: TELL ME WHAT LID IS
Stranger: Whats another word for lid?
You: lad
Stranger: lad?
You: yeh lid
Stranger: A dude?
You: yeh lid
Stranger: but im not a dude
You: that's just ****ing awkward that is
Stranger: Hmm
You: I'm gonna leave you alone forever now
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Awesome, lid.
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Oxon
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Stranger: hi,asl???
You: Also?
You: also what?
You: asleep?
Stranger: age sex location?
You: That's a really cool band name, what sort of music do you guys play?
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It really is a great band name though.
Stranger: hi,asl???
You: Also?
You: also what?
You: asleep?
Stranger: age sex location?
You: That's a really cool band name, what sort of music do you guys play?
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It really is a great band name though.
O
Oxon
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Stranger: 16 f usa horny
You: fusa? Like from Madagascar?
You: Thay didn't have horns
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Stranger: hay
You: Grass
Stranger: ur dick **** u
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You: fusa? Like from Madagascar?
You: Thay didn't have horns
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Stranger: hay
You: Grass
Stranger: ur dick **** u
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andrewkgsmith
Player Valuation: £1m
hahahaha oh God
ToffeeMark
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Pineapple on Pizza?
Stranger: nah
You: Sweet
You: Red or Blue
Stranger: red i guess
You: Ooohhh. Kopite?
Stranger: ****s that?
You: Good question
Stranger: thanks?
Stranger: wats this all for
You: Football
Stranger: wat the hell does it have to do with football
You: Are you an American
Stranger: ya
You: "Soccer". Landon Donovans English team was =
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Pineapple on Pizza?
Stranger: nah
You: Sweet
You: Red or Blue
Stranger: red i guess
You: Ooohhh. Kopite?
Stranger: ****s that?
You: Good question
Stranger: thanks?
Stranger: wats this all for
You: Football
Stranger: wat the hell does it have to do with football
You: Are you an American
Stranger: ya
You: "Soccer". Landon Donovans English team was =
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Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £35m
: I want to be balls deep inside you
You: basket balls ot golf balls?
Stranger: basket
You: how about a tennis one instaed
Stranger: deal
You: nice one
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/usa
You: you
Stranger: 19 m canada
You: have you a girlfriend
Stranger: nope
You: not suprised
Stranger: ouch
You: youll be saying that louder in a minute lid
Stranger: what>
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You: basket balls ot golf balls?
Stranger: basket
You: how about a tennis one instaed
Stranger: deal
You: nice one
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/usa
You: you
Stranger: 19 m canada
You: have you a girlfriend
Stranger: nope
You: not suprised
Stranger: ouch
You: youll be saying that louder in a minute lid
Stranger: what>
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