The rusty Clio exhaust pipe is a moment of genius on here.
This is alright this.
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Tom Mc EFC
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You: Alright lid
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: m
You: wbu?
You: GET JO ON FFS
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You: Alright lid
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: m
You: wbu?
You: GET JO ON FFS
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Tom Mc EFC
Player Valuation: £8m
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You: Alright lid
Stranger: I LOVE GIRLS
You: Me too
You: I
Stranger: GAY PRIDE
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You: Alright lid
Stranger: I LOVE GIRLS
You: Me too
You: I
Stranger: GAY PRIDE
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Del
Ric Wee fan club member 2014
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: a/s/l
Stranger: m. u?
You: f 18 uk
Stranger: 23. NYC M
Stranger: What r u in the mood for?
You: i have no arms is that a problem
Stranger: Not at all. Can I lick your bottom though?
You: yes but how can i wank you off? i might have to use my feet
Stranger: I would LOVE that. Wanking off on your feet. Making me hard just thinking about it
You: im in to some strange things,might be a bit much for you
Stranger: Please tell me. I love kinky strang things. Really turns me on
You: I love pineapple on pizza,i know ****ed up but i just cant get enough
Stranger: I hear lots of people like it. I haven't tried but I should
You: do you like pasties
Stranger: Pasties as in those things strippers wear their nipples or pastry?
You: not quite,look up Greggs bean and sausage pastie on google
Stranger: Ok. It's a food?
You: did the bean/sausage combo give it away detective
Stranger: I'm smart. I can see you like that. Saw right through that mystery.
You: would you let me take a **** on your chest
Stranger: Yes. If you fart in my face first and piss on me after and let me lick your ass up
You: do you like fireworks
Stranger: Generally yes. Something you had in mind specifically?
You: i like to tie cats to skateboards strap some big fireworks to the bottom and set them off down a hill
Stranger: Watch them explode? Their tails flying off in all directions?
You: if you like
Stranger: Been there. Done that.
You: what about riding a horse throw a shopping center naked while you sing fat bottomed girls by queen
Stranger: Ha ha. I'd do it for you. My cock flopping up and down
Stranger: What kind of panties are you wearing?
You: im wearing a full body bio hazard suit
Stranger: Good so your panties are nice and sweaty then?
You: no it has air-con
Stranger: Too bad I like to sniff and lick dirty stained sweaty panties
You: does your mum have a big RAT
Stranger: What's a RAT?
You: Oh you have alot to learn, are you a Kopite
Stranger: Now you're making me feel ignorant. Don't know what that is.
You: nar just ****ing with you im 35m from uk
You: wanna bum
Stranger: Did I amuse you?
You: no your as funny as a dose from a docker
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: a/s/l
Stranger: m. u?
You: f 18 uk
Stranger: 23. NYC M
Stranger: What r u in the mood for?
You: i have no arms is that a problem
Stranger: Not at all. Can I lick your bottom though?
You: yes but how can i wank you off? i might have to use my feet
Stranger: I would LOVE that. Wanking off on your feet. Making me hard just thinking about it
You: im in to some strange things,might be a bit much for you
Stranger: Please tell me. I love kinky strang things. Really turns me on
You: I love pineapple on pizza,i know ****ed up but i just cant get enough
Stranger: I hear lots of people like it. I haven't tried but I should
You: do you like pasties
Stranger: Pasties as in those things strippers wear their nipples or pastry?
You: not quite,look up Greggs bean and sausage pastie on google
Stranger: Ok. It's a food?
You: did the bean/sausage combo give it away detective
Stranger: I'm smart. I can see you like that. Saw right through that mystery.
You: would you let me take a **** on your chest
Stranger: Yes. If you fart in my face first and piss on me after and let me lick your ass up
You: do you like fireworks
Stranger: Generally yes. Something you had in mind specifically?
You: i like to tie cats to skateboards strap some big fireworks to the bottom and set them off down a hill
Stranger: Watch them explode? Their tails flying off in all directions?
You: if you like
Stranger: Been there. Done that.
You: what about riding a horse throw a shopping center naked while you sing fat bottomed girls by queen
Stranger: Ha ha. I'd do it for you. My cock flopping up and down
Stranger: What kind of panties are you wearing?
You: im wearing a full body bio hazard suit
Stranger: Good so your panties are nice and sweaty then?
You: no it has air-con
Stranger: Too bad I like to sniff and lick dirty stained sweaty panties
You: does your mum have a big RAT
Stranger: What's a RAT?
You: Oh you have alot to learn, are you a Kopite
Stranger: Now you're making me feel ignorant. Don't know what that is.
You: nar just ****ing with you im 35m from uk
You: wanna bum
Stranger: Did I amuse you?
You: no your as funny as a dose from a docker
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Stranger: HHey
You: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: f u?
Stranger: m
You: cool!
Stranger: Whats ur name?
You: Scarlett
You: u?
Stranger: pretty name
Stranger: Mongi
You: Mongi? Where you from? Your name is Mongi?
Stranger: Yes Tunisia
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Stranger: HHey
You: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: f u?
Stranger: m
You: cool!
Stranger: Whats ur name?
You: Scarlett
You: u?
Stranger: pretty name
Stranger: Mongi
You: Mongi? Where you from? Your name is Mongi?
Stranger: Yes Tunisia
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Tom Mc EFC
Player Valuation: £8m
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You: HEY
Stranger: OMG HE
Stranger: Y...
You: HOW ARE YOU?
Stranger: GOOD AND GREAT - YOU?
You: SUPER THANX!
You: WHERE ARE YOU?
Stranger: I'M AT MY TABLE!
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU?
You: GREAT!
You: ON MY SOFA.
You: FFS.
Stranger: COMMMFY
You: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Stranger: I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT
Stranger: HOW ABOUT YOU?
You: THATS GREAT.
You: I LIVE IN A HOUSE.
You: WE HAVE A DOG.
Stranger: I HAZ A KITTY
You: FFS!
You: I HAVE A RAT.
Stranger: IS IT A MALE?
You: YES IT IS A MALE.
You: IS YOUR KITTY A FEMALE?
You: FFS
Stranger: Their balls scare me. o.o'
Stranger: YEAH SHE A FEMALE
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: YES I LIKE THE FEMALE FFS
You: DO YOU LIVE THE MUSIK?
Stranger: TROLOLOLOL
You: Send a bolt of lightening very very frightening me.
You: Magnifico.
You: o-o-o.
Stranger: HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY
You: Spare his his life FROM THIS MONSTROSITY FFS.
Stranger: EASY COME EASY GO
You: Will you let me go?
Stranger: I... dunno how to spell it. ;.;
You: WHO CARES YOU'RE BOSS LAD.
Stranger: WIN!
You: Lad, this has been beautiful. Im gonna go now.
You: But wanted you to know that.
You: I wish all strangers were as ace as you.
Stranger: Why thank you very much.
You: FFS.
Stranger: Have a lovely day
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You: HEY
Stranger: OMG HE
Stranger: Y...
You: HOW ARE YOU?
Stranger: GOOD AND GREAT - YOU?
You: SUPER THANX!
You: WHERE ARE YOU?
Stranger: I'M AT MY TABLE!
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU?
You: GREAT!
You: ON MY SOFA.
You: FFS.
Stranger: COMMMFY
You: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Stranger: I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT
Stranger: HOW ABOUT YOU?
You: THATS GREAT.
You: I LIVE IN A HOUSE.
You: WE HAVE A DOG.
Stranger: I HAZ A KITTY
You: FFS!
You: I HAVE A RAT.
Stranger: IS IT A MALE?
You: YES IT IS A MALE.
You: IS YOUR KITTY A FEMALE?
You: FFS
Stranger: Their balls scare me. o.o'
Stranger: YEAH SHE A FEMALE
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: YES I LIKE THE FEMALE FFS
You: DO YOU LIVE THE MUSIK?
Stranger: TROLOLOLOL
You: Send a bolt of lightening very very frightening me.
You: Magnifico.
You: o-o-o.
Stranger: HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY
You: Spare his his life FROM THIS MONSTROSITY FFS.
Stranger: EASY COME EASY GO
You: Will you let me go?
Stranger: I... dunno how to spell it. ;.;
You: WHO CARES YOU'RE BOSS LAD.
Stranger: WIN!
You: Lad, this has been beautiful. Im gonna go now.
You: But wanted you to know that.
You: I wish all strangers were as ace as you.
Stranger: Why thank you very much.
You: FFS.
Stranger: Have a lovely day
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After being asked so many times " Wanna see my cock" I have resorted to asking the same question and posting a link to pic of a rooster.
Del
Ric Wee fan club member 2014
Stranger: m/f
You: have you heard
Stranger: what
You: about the bird
Stranger: no
You: well some are saying that its the word
Stranger: oh yeh
You: yeh wanna bum
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: ur age
You: im the same age as the famous paul hardcastle song
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You: have you heard
Stranger: what
You: about the bird
Stranger: no
You: well some are saying that its the word
Stranger: oh yeh
You: yeh wanna bum
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: ur age
You: im the same age as the famous paul hardcastle song
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Hah that is good
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: the password is "alright lid"
Stranger: alright lid
You: we hey! ur the 1st person to get it right out of about 50
You: congrats lid
Stranger: really?
You: yep
Stranger: I feel, accomplished
You: no prize tho sorry
Stranger: I was now going to ask...
Stranger: I'm so disappointed... =/
You: going to ask...?
Stranger: going to ask if therewas a prize
You: ohhh
You: lol
You: umm i can give u a black star? aint gold but its ok like
Stranger: I'll take whatever prize I can get
Stranger: XD
Stranger: what's your name btw?
You: i here by award "stranger" the black star award * .... "Cheers" " applauds"
You: speach?
You: speech?
You: how do u spell it
Stranger: speech*
You: ooops
You: speech?
Stranger: yes indeed
Stranger: -runs up clapping--does the run through 5s with the crowds-
Stranger: this
Stranger: this is what I live for bruh
You: woooo hoooo! go on!
Stranger: thats... kind of it
You: has anybody been an inspiration
You: spelling?
Stranger: I would like to thank my family and friends
You: ok?
Stranger: for making this all possible
You: omegle for giving you the opurtunity
You: how the **** do u spell that!?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oppertunity
You: wow, no wonder you got the password correct
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I dunno what spelling has to do with my answer but okay
You: well neither do i tbh
Stranger: oh I would also like to thank the stranger for organizing this event
You: your too kind! thank you thank you xD
Stranger: it has been a long and grueling road, but it was the best road I've ever been on
Stranger: and of course, I would like to thank my fans
You: and so many of them there are, any regrets?
Stranger: you supported me when things were looking a bit bleak
Stranger: no, no regrets
You: thank you so much for being a great sport
You: just quickly
You: what part of the world are you from?
Stranger: trinidad
Stranger: and you?
You: united kingdom, you keep representing! your a true star!
Stranger: hahaha woot!
You: see ya later have fun, smile, wicked, PEACE!
Stranger: you too bruh
Stranger: lates
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: the password is "alright lid"
Stranger: alright lid
You: we hey! ur the 1st person to get it right out of about 50
You: congrats lid
Stranger: really?
You: yep
Stranger: I feel, accomplished
You: no prize tho sorry
Stranger: I was now going to ask...
Stranger: I'm so disappointed... =/
You: going to ask...?
Stranger: going to ask if therewas a prize
You: ohhh
You: lol
You: umm i can give u a black star? aint gold but its ok like
Stranger: I'll take whatever prize I can get
Stranger: XD
Stranger: what's your name btw?
You: i here by award "stranger" the black star award * .... "Cheers" " applauds"
You: speach?
You: speech?
You: how do u spell it
Stranger: speech*
You: ooops
You: speech?
Stranger: yes indeed
Stranger: -runs up clapping--does the run through 5s with the crowds-
Stranger: this
Stranger: this is what I live for bruh
You: woooo hoooo! go on!
Stranger: thats... kind of it
You: has anybody been an inspiration
You: spelling?
Stranger: I would like to thank my family and friends
You: ok?
Stranger: for making this all possible
You: omegle for giving you the opurtunity
You: how the **** do u spell that!?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oppertunity
You: wow, no wonder you got the password correct
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I dunno what spelling has to do with my answer but okay
You: well neither do i tbh
Stranger: oh I would also like to thank the stranger for organizing this event
You: your too kind! thank you thank you xD
Stranger: it has been a long and grueling road, but it was the best road I've ever been on
Stranger: and of course, I would like to thank my fans
You: and so many of them there are, any regrets?
Stranger: you supported me when things were looking a bit bleak
Stranger: no, no regrets
You: thank you so much for being a great sport
You: just quickly
You: what part of the world are you from?
Stranger: trinidad
Stranger: and you?
You: united kingdom, you keep representing! your a true star!
Stranger: hahaha woot!
You:
see ya later have fun, smile, wicked, PEACE!Stranger: you too bruh
Stranger: lates
ToffeeMark
Player Valuation: £30m
I just had a go.
Freaked me out.
Some wierdo chatting to me.
Freaked me out.
Some wierdo chatting to me.
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