This is alright this.

[Connor]

Just been talking to some Italian Lid on Jagielka or Distin ? He said Senderos. I Fumed.

 

[Cena]

ISNT FRESH AIR BOSS

 

[Connor]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Jagielka or Distin ?


Stranger: Distin


You: Yes Lid


You: Help me Lad


Stranger: Is better than jagielka


Stranger: On what?


You: You reckon Distin is better ?


Stranger: Do you play ever football manager?


You: Yes mate


Stranger: Then you must accept that dude


You: No lad , Jagielka is better than Distin on it. Where you from ?


Stranger: Italy


You: Ac or Inter ?


Stranger: Fiorentin


Stranger: A


You: Firenze man ?


Stranger: Yeah


You: Yes lad, Ive been there


Stranger: Nice


You: On Assassins Creed like


Stranger: Kind of


You: What are your views on Balotelli ?


Stranger: He must fired from man city


You: Why lid ?


Stranger: Fights all the time with team matea


Stranger: Mates


You: Was he like that at Inter ?


Stranger: Same


Stranger: He is like quaresma


You: Nasty man , Fiorentina beat us in the UEFA Cup the other year


Stranger: Oohhh ****


Stranger: You are a fan of...........


You: Everton


Stranger: You selled yobo to fenerbahce?


You: Hes on Loan. You wanna buy him ? Good Price like


Stranger: Is a good central midfielder


You: He's a Defender FFS.

 

[Cena]

Chatting on it at the minute, crackin onto a bird here, well she says shes a bird....

 

[Connor]

http://imgur.com/Dmxv3 Bird just sent me this. Superb

And this. http://imgur.com/QfHtX

 

[bluejock]

Stranger: hello
You: Howdy
Stranger: asl
You: Asian styled lions?
Stranger: no google it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[bluejock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HORAN THE WORLD
You: Is right lid
You: Ummm, what position does he play?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Roztitute]

First chat I open, the guys a kopite. WTF.

 

[bluejock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 19 f uk u?
Stranger: 19 m usa
Stranger: horny?
You: Hornier than Chico's mar
Stranger: what are u wearing?
You: Ugg boots and a set of Christmas antlers
You: U?
Stranger: thats it?
You: Yup
Stranger: im wearing a hard on baby
You: I'm a ho ho ho
You: Where are you wearing it?
Stranger: huh?
You: War. Good God.
You: What is it good for?
Stranger: ****in pussys
Stranger: do you have skype?
You: Mmmm growl
You: No but i got hotmail
Stranger: do u have any pics?
You: do u?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: pic for pic?
You: Tit for tat
You: Do u like pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: can i have a pic?
You: Do u like soccer?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Connor]

This bird has just sent me FOOF !
She was real.

 

[bluejock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: how are ya
You: Good thanks, you?
Stranger: im pretty good thanks
Stranger: so where are ya from?
You: Uk u?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: so are you male or female
You: Not sure yet
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[DualityNSNO]

This bird has just sent me FOOF !
She was real.

 

[Connor]

Am i allowed to post them here ?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Am i allowed to post them here ?

The link, I'm guessing... or just PM/rep people asking or something...

Or put it up here and delete it in 10 minutes, if the mods agree to that.

 

[Connor]

I'll post it in anybodys inbox who wants it.