HARBOURING THE HAGGIS MUNCHING PICT LAD. LET HIM PLAY HIS BAGPIPES ALL NIGHT
We had one of those ****ing bagpipers down here in Durham. Can't stand the bastards. Glasgow is full of them, like rats, you're never more than 1m away from a bag piper at any time.
Went right up to the git and told him this was england not jock-land and he should [Poor language removed] back to where he came them. Unfortunately the fella was black and I ended up being arrested for a hate crime.