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Coats on the bed too
That reminds me of the joke about the priest coming around for a visit and while mother was waiting the kids were screaming from upstairs that one was hogging the coats on the bed. Mum goes upstairs to quieten them down and tells them that the priest is on his way so they should use the word coat, and should, instead say eiderdown.

The priest duly arrives, there is a commotion from upstairs and one shouts down 'Mum, Johnny's pulled the arms off the eiderdown'.
 

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