The Oldies Thread

[summerisle]

Me too. Can only get it in bottles in home bargains by me so I tend to get as many as I can.

Dirt cheap, always buy a couple when passing.
I've only come across draught Manns in a pub in Warwick, so nice, not at all gassy.

 

[peteblue]

Needs a poll.

Is this really true that kids are calling tits bangers.....where have we gone wrong....

 

[blue61]

Is this really true that kids are calling tits bangers.....where have we gone wrong....

What about the long since banned firework?

 

[peteblue]

What about the long since banned firework?

exactly....bangers ffs......

 

[degsy]

What about the long since banned firework?

What!
When did they ban the 1d banger...or any bangers for that matter.
I remember them putting the purchasing age up to 16, pissed the lad off he was 10 or 11, but it worked, by the time he was 16 he wwasn't arsed about it, he moved on to bigger vices than blowing up milk bottles I suspect

 

[magicjuan]

Is this really true that kids are calling tits bangers.....where have we gone wrong....

Is this really true that you're calling people in their 30s 'kids'?

 

[gonetomorrow]

exactly....bangers ffs......

One of them went off in my hand in 1963 as I was applying a match to it.
A firework I mean. Not a sausage. Or a boob for that matter.
I'm confused. Can I have another sherry, matron?

 

[Methuselah]

Her indoors had a bad fall yesterday. Ambulance job. Went in the ambulance, never got to the hospital so quickly. Blue lights, siren, traffic lights at red didn't exist. Fall not due to slip/trip but fainting. Xrays and blood tests at hospital showed nothing broken, fortunately, but blood tests and symptoms of low blood pressure and high temperature showed a urinary infection. She is on antibiotics and now on a ward. Got home at 2.30am, whacked out today. Daughter who stayed at the hospital until her indoors was put in a ward, got home at 4.30am. What would we do without kid's.

 

[Eggs]

Her indoors had a bad fall yesterday. Ambulance job. Went in the ambulance, never got to the hospital so quickly. Blue lights, siren, traffic lights at red didn't exist. Fall not due to slip/trip but fainting. Xrays and blood tests at hospital showed nothing broken, fortunately, but blood tests and symptoms of low blood pressure and high temperature showed a urinary infection. She is on antibiotics and now on a ward. Got home at 2.30am, whacked out today. Daughter who stayed at the hospital until her indoors was put in a ward, got home at 4.30am. What would we do without kid's.

...so sorry to hear about that. Your daughter’s action is a reflection of what she thinks of her parents and how you’ve brought her up. Sounds like a lovely family.

I’m sure I’m not alone in wishing your good lady a very speedy recovery.

 

[Methuselah]

...so sorry to hear about that. Your daughter’s action is a reflection of what she thinks of her parents and how you’ve brought her up. Sounds like a lovely family.

I’m sure I’m not alone in wishing your good lady a very speedy recovery.
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...so sorry to hear about that. Your daughter’s action is a reflection of what she thinks of her parents and how you’ve brought her up. Sounds like a lovely family.

I’m sure I’m not alone in wishing your good lady a very speedy recovery.

Thank you Eggs. My other daughter came down from London today and has spent the day at the hospital. No. 1 son is driving down from Nottingham tomorrow too. Good news today from the hospital, if her progress continues overnight they will consider sending her home tomorrow. What a relief that is as she was in a terrible state on Friday. The paramedics were shouting at her to get a response, there was none. We are very lucky, our son in law is brilliant too.

 

[tim gabbott]

What!
When did they ban the 1d banger...or any bangers for that matter.
I remember them putting the purchasing age up to 16, pissed the lad off he was 10 or 11, but it worked, by the time he was 16 he wwasn't arsed about it, he moved on to bigger vices than blowing up milk bottles I suspect

Probably banging old bangers

 

[peteblue]

Is this really true that you're calling people in their 30s 'kids'?

All my kids are in their late 30’s or early 40’s, so yes......

 

[peteblue]

Her indoors had a bad fall yesterday. Ambulance job. Went in the ambulance, never got to the hospital so quickly. Blue lights, siren, traffic lights at red didn't exist. Fall not due to slip/trip but fainting. Xrays and blood tests at hospital showed nothing broken, fortunately, but blood tests and symptoms of low blood pressure and high temperature showed a urinary infection. She is on antibiotics and now on a ward. Got home at 2.30am, whacked out today. Daughter who stayed at the hospital until her indoors was put in a ward, got home at 4.30am. What would we do without kid's.

Sorry to hear that, but glad to hear she’s OK. Low blood pressure will always bring this on. Happened to one of our parents and Ingot the Doctor to review all tablets being taken. Change of tablet and allowing them to drink again sorted it....but obv you will do as you are told by the Doc....... You can’t beat kids, well that’s what the law says anyway.....

 

[degsy]

Probably banging old bangers

Names degsy mate not rooney, but yeah in principle

 

[magicjuan]

All my kids are in their late 30’s or early 40’s, so yes......

But they're yours, I'm curious as to what age you consider the generic younger generations stop beinh 'kids'? And do please recognise the context