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Player Valuation: £70m
How will Kenwright hear the fans? Is he gonna sign up to this forum? Probably not.
he's on here believe it or not mate
he's called KURT
How will Kenwright hear the fans? Is he gonna sign up to this forum? Probably not.
So is this going to be some sort of reality show, or just an election?
mixed martial arts type contest I think mate, Holloway v McCarthy in a pub car park with egg whisks sellotaped to their hands
last man standing gets the gig
I'm pretty sure McCarthy has killed a man before.
I can see him coming out at half time against west ham and asking everyone to shout out who they want. They he will just say "I heard someone say Phill Neville" and then Neville comes out and points at everyone
If tomorrow Mark Hughes went to see him and gave him a super plan that will turn Everton into a Top 4 team, Kenwright will tell him “No thanks”,
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