The L.C.A.B. / THT Transfer Window Thread ....

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Shame he couldn't play wide. Arteta, Rodwell, Fellaini, Osman, Cahill all fighting it out for a position there makes you think that it's not a priority like.

Unless they sell Fellaini. OH MY GOD, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY ISN'T IT, ISN'T IT?

I understand now. I get it. I feel sick.

volleys gerbil in rage*

NO .Im REALLY NOT .

Others COULD GO WIDE THOUGH , eh ... A Poco Espanola ???
 
Oh my sweet jesus.
could you imagine if we sold Fellaini in this window too, kenwright wouldn't see the light of day for years.
im thinking this talk of Adam is a cloak.
 
why the prison united bit?

When you get pulled over for drunk driving (about twice the legal limit) and having never received a driving license, what do you do?

A) Pull the "Do you know who I am?" card. When that fails, inform the policemen that you intend to **** their mothers.

B) Start a violent argument.

C) Produce a fake driving license (which you will later claim was a prank and be shocked, shocked when the police actually view it as a counterfeit and not as a funny joke)

D) All of the above.

If you chose D), than you just might be Garra Dembele. The bit that got him in hot water was the fake driving license, of course. The court threw out his plea deal, which would have given him a suspended sentence and allowed him to move abroad, because he refused to go on probation. He is currently allowed to leave Bulgaria, but the trial is ongoing and may result in a 3 year sentence.
 
When you get pulled over for drunk driving (about twice the legal limit) and having never received a driving license, what do you do?

A) Pull the "Do you know who I am?" card. When that fails, inform the policemen that you intend to **** their mothers.

B) Start a violent argument.

C) Produce a fake driving license (which you will later claim was a prank and be shocked, shocked when the police actually view it as a counterfeit and not as a funny joke)

D) All of the above.

If you chose D), than you just might be Garra Dembele. The bit that got him in hot water was the fake driving license, of course. The court threw out his plea deal, which would have given him a suspended sentence and allowed him to move abroad, because he refused to go on probation. He is currently allowed to leave Bulgaria, but the trial is ongoing and may result in a 3 year sentence.

Damnn !!!
 
not the info i was really looking for mate but thanks kindly anway.

are you sure i aint logged on to some sexual deviant website in error, i was just looking for some toffee transfer news.

Oh I understand now. PM me and I'll send you some top secret, insider sexual deviancy.

Oh , HE SO will ..

Sweet Mother Of Jesus , will he ..????

All joking aside, and I probably shouldn't be saying this because it was a private PM from a real inside source, but if he wants the inside scoop on Everton news he just needs to go to the lemon party website.
 
When you get pulled over for drunk driving (about twice the legal limit) and having never received a driving license, what do you do?

A) Pull the "Do you know who I am?" card. When that fails, inform the policemen that you intend to **** their mothers.

B) Start a violent argument.

C) Produce a fake driving license (which you will later claim was a prank and be shocked, shocked when the police actually view it as a counterfeit and not as a funny joke)

D) All of the above.

If you chose D), than you just might be Garra Dembele. The bit that got him in hot water was the fake driving license, of course. The court threw out his plea deal, which would have given him a suspended sentence and allowed him to move abroad, because he refused to go on probation. He is currently allowed to leave Bulgaria, but the trial is ongoing and may result in a 3 year sentence.

It'd be like Pienaar never left!
 
When you get pulled over for drunk driving (about twice the legal limit) and having never received a driving license, what do you do?

A) Pull the "Do you know who I am?" card. When that fails, inform the policemen that you intend to **** their mothers.

B) Start a violent argument.

C) Produce a fake driving license (which you will later claim was a prank and be shocked, shocked when the police actually view it as a counterfeit and not as a funny joke)

D) All of the above.

If you chose D), than you just might be Garra Dembele. The bit that got him in hot water was the fake driving license, of course. The court threw out his plea deal, which would have given him a suspended sentence and allowed him to move abroad, because he refused to go on probation. He is currently allowed to leave Bulgaria, but the trial is ongoing and may result in a 3 year sentence.

he is sure to get a permit in the uk then.
 
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