The L.C.A.B. / THT Transfer Window Thread ....

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When you get pulled over for drunk driving (about twice the legal limit) and having never received a driving license, what do you do?

A) Pull the "Do you know who I am?" card. When that fails, inform the policemen that you intend to **** their mothers.

B) Start a violent argument.

C) Produce a fake driving license (which you will later claim was a prank and be shocked, shocked when the police actually view it as a counterfeit and not as a funny joke)

D) All of the above.

If you chose D), than you just might be Garra Dembele. The bit that got him in hot water was the fake driving license, of course. The court threw out his plea deal, which would have given him a suspended sentence and allowed him to move abroad, because he refused to go on probation. He is currently allowed to leave Bulgaria, but the trial is ongoing and may result in a 3 year sentence.

Great stuff there Andy M
 
All joking aside, and I probably shouldn't be saying this because it was a private PM from a real inside source, but if he wants the inside scoop on Everton news he just needs to go to the lemon party website.

Lemon party hey, sounds interesting.
i'll take a look.
 
interesting that you used the word 'was'.
maybe its gone dead then if correct.
shame as i like him.

JESUS , You ARE HARD WORK , you , lid .

Listen ; Enigma ; The Machine an' sheeeiit , is MY FAVOURITE ALL TIME SUBJECT ...

However , there is no subliminal messaging at work here .

No need to de-construct my sentences !!!

There was NO inference !!!
 
JESUS , You ARE HARD WORK , you , lid .

Listen ; Enigma ; The Machine an' sheeeiit , is MY FAVOURITE ALL TIME SUBJECT ...

However , there is no subliminal messaging at work here .

No need to de-construct my sentences !!!

There was NO inference !!!

sorry squire, its late.
ill give you peace in 5. im off to hit the sack. early start in the morning.
if you could include me in your next round of pm's i would be eternally yours.
i promise im no snidey journalist looking for scoops and i come with integrity built in.
 
sorry squire, its late.
ill give you peace in 5. im off to hit the sack. early start in the morning.
if you could include me in your next round of pm's i would be eternally yours.
i promise im no snidey journalist looking for scoops and i come with integrity built in.

Come back tomorra , kid .

Ill let you know . Hows that ????
 
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