The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[quasi modo]

The press love to put a twist on stories, make them a bit more glamourous.

Bullshit press.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

YAWN!

 

[little curly alan ball]

The press love to put a twist on stories, make them a bit more glamourous.

Bullshit press.

Amen , brother man .

 

[little curly alan ball]

YAWN!

I'm taxing too many of your posts , kid , but , THIS .

 

[spikeman]

I've just CHECKED with S - whom is State Side .

HE DOES NOT HAVE A CLAUSE IN HIS CONTRACT , or so he believes , ERGO , IF YOU WANT HIM , LET'S SEE THE COLOUR OF YOUR DOUGH . IF NOT , the m62 is THAT way !!!

Also , IF , JH , goes Postal , as DK , reprised uny y'day , HE CAN GO IN THE FUKN STIFFS AN' REFLECT , as would've happened in me Arl Fella's day .

NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM , IN ALL THINGS .

Ooooh. Where?

 

[best little spaniard]

Mmmm, no smoke without fire, and all that.

He'll stay this season, and then he'll probably go.

As good a player as he is, I dont think he's essential to our setup. Fellaini will be our number 1 DM, and Jags is number 1 CB.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Ooooh. Where?

I COULD tell you , boy , but , then , ....

I'll PM you , later .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Mmmm, no smoke without fire, and all that.

He'll stay this season, and then he'll probably go.

As good a player as he is, I dont think he's essential to our setup. Fellaini will be our number 1 DM, and Jags is number 1 CB.

BUT HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY SEEN HIM SAY THESE THINGS , ANY OF THEM , IS ALL I'M ASKIN' , like ???

 

[spikeman]

I COULD tell you , boy , but , then , ....

I'll PM you , later .

Not now. Im actually at school right now.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Not now. Im actually at school right now.

Well get back to work. I for one dont want the blame should you get all D's

 

[Neiler]

Id swap him for Lescott to be honest.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I REPEAT , HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM SAYING THIS ???

A WEEK AFTER IT FIRST BEGAN ???

Uny askin' , like .

Still haven't heard anything. And as for voetbalzone.nl, it's just a shitty rumour website with little credibility.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Not now. Im actually at school right now.

No worries , Son .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Still haven't heard anything. And as for voetbalzone.nl, it's just a shitty rumour website with little credibility.

L.C.A.B. fixes Deer Stalker on head , taps pipe on mantle . Reches for Morphine , ...

 

[Matt Damon]

I don't believe these "quotations".

They're only one or two lines... and not entire paragraphs of quotations or where these "interviews" took place and location.


I can seriously see Moyes ripping to [Poor language removed] any player who came out with this sort of thing.... so whats happening here is very strange.