The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

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Really curious how he looks almost exactly the same on every picture...
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I guess that when you reach that level of awesomeness...
 

what a legend.

Biggest roar on Sunday was when Johnny slid about 30 metres across the pitch to make a prefectly timed tackle. Jumped up and launched the ball across the face of goal. Saha had that look like "i should of nodded that in". He still threw himself at it like.
 

Basically he's just saying that he'd sign for a mega-club if they wanted him (i.e. not Liverpool), which is no surprise really.
 

[Poor language removed]'ouse!

http://www.tribalfootball.com/heitinga-admits-ambitions-beyond-everton-882391

Johnny Heitinga admits he has ambitions beyond Everton.

Speaking with voetbalzone.nl, the Holland defender revealed he would consider a move to Liverpool if presented with the chance



HAVE YOU SEEN ANY FOOTAGE , B' ???

Not casing YOU , kid , but in this day an' age - Copyright ; Me Nanna Peg - , EVERY FUKN INTERVIEW IS FILMED .

PARTICULARLY those of W/C Bound Players . Yet , COMPLETE ABSENCE OF SAID INTERVIEW .

Odd , that , seein' as how he's SUPPOSED to have been saying it for a week , now .

Torres , has been on . Gerrard , too . JH , though , MUST BE PROPER FUKN BIG TIME , OR , THIS IS BOLLOX - OR , at LEAST HYPERBOLE of the RAWEST form .

Just me opinion , of course .
 
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY FOOTAGE , B' ???

Not casing YOU , kid , but in this day an' age - Copyright ; Me Nanna Peg - , EVERY FUKN INTERVIEW IS FILMED .

PARTICULARLY those of W/C Bound Players . Yet , COMPLETE ABSENCE OF SAID INTERVIEW .

Odd , that , seein' as how he's SUPPOSED to have been saying it for a week , now .

Torres , has been on . Gerrard , too . JH , though , MUST BE PROPER FUKN BIG TIME , OR , THIS IS BOLLOX - OR , at LEAST HYPERBOLE of the RAWEST form .

Just me opinion , of course .



I've just CHECKED with S - whom is State Side .

HE DOES NOT HAVE A CLAUSE IN HIS CONTRACT , or so he believes , ERGO , IF YOU WANT HIM , LET'S SEE THE COLOUR OF YOUR DOUGH . IF NOT , the m62 is THAT way !!!

Also , IF , JH , goes Postal , as DK , reprised uny y'day , HE CAN GO IN THE FUKN STIFFS AN' REFLECT , as would've happened in me Arl Fella's day .

NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM , IN ALL THINGS .
 
I've just CHECKED with S - whom is State Side .

HE DOES NOT HAVE A CLAUSE IN HIS CONTRACT , or so he believes , ERGO , IF YOU WANT HIM , LET'S SEE THE COLOUR OF YOUR DOUGH . IF NOT , the m62 is THAT way !!!

Also , IF , JH , goes Postal , as DK , reprised uny y'day , HE CAN GO IN THE FUKN STIFFS AN' REFLECT , as would've happened in me Arl Fella's day .

NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM , IN ALL THINGS .

If the media coverage is to be believed (and you never know one way or the other), he's heading for the stiffs as we speak.

If these quotes are true I hope Moyes has him running cross country until he pukes.
 
If the media coverage is to be believed (and you never know one way or the other), he's heading for the stiffs as we speak.

If these quotes are true I hope Moyes has him running cross country until he pukes.


I REPEAT , HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM SAYING THIS ???

A WEEK AFTER IT FIRST BEGAN ???

Uny askin' , like .
 

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