Really curious how he looks almost exactly the same on every picture...
I guess that when you reach that level of awesomeness...
I guess that when you reach that level of awesomeness...
He is a a superhero, how did he make that perfect challenge when the player he was sliding into was 10 yards away!
He freezes time(you can only see it if you pause on sky plus everything else is paused but he still moves, Spooooooooky)He is a a superhero, how did he make that perfect challenge when the player he was sliding into was 10 yards away!

[Poor language removed]'ouse!
http://www.tribalfootball.com/heitinga-admits-ambitions-beyond-everton-882391
Johnny Heitinga admits he has ambitions beyond Everton.
Speaking with voetbalzone.nl, the Holland defender revealed he would consider a move to Liverpool if presented with the chance
[Poor language removed]'ouse!
http://www.tribalfootball.com/heitinga-admits-ambitions-beyond-everton-882391
Johnny Heitinga admits he has ambitions beyond Everton.
Speaking with voetbalzone.nl, the Holland defender revealed he would consider a move to Liverpool if presented with the chance
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY FOOTAGE , B' ???
Not casing YOU , kid , but in this day an' age - Copyright ; Me Nanna Peg - , EVERY FUKN INTERVIEW IS FILMED .
PARTICULARLY those of W/C Bound Players . Yet , COMPLETE ABSENCE OF SAID INTERVIEW .
Odd , that , seein' as how he's SUPPOSED to have been saying it for a week , now .
Torres , has been on . Gerrard , too . JH , though , MUST BE PROPER FUKN BIG TIME , OR , THIS IS BOLLOX - OR , at LEAST HYPERBOLE of the RAWEST form .
Just me opinion , of course .
I've just CHECKED with S - whom is State Side .
HE DOES NOT HAVE A CLAUSE IN HIS CONTRACT , or so he believes , ERGO , IF YOU WANT HIM , LET'S SEE THE COLOUR OF YOUR DOUGH . IF NOT , the m62 is THAT way !!!
Also , IF , JH , goes Postal , as DK , reprised uny y'day , HE CAN GO IN THE FUKN STIFFS AN' REFLECT , as would've happened in me Arl Fella's day .
NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM , IN ALL THINGS .
If the media coverage is to be believed (and you never know one way or the other), he's heading for the stiffs as we speak.
If these quotes are true I hope Moyes has him running cross country until he pukes.