There's a superhero backstory in here somewhere.
"Martin Alvito is a man... raised my scientists... A man who is what nature and events made him... They made him real."
I think I already told you that backstory a few pages back. Get kicked enough, and hard enough, and eventually what other people think of you quits mattering.
It turns out that expressing yourself freely, openly and honestly is a much better way to live. It's not as satisfying with respect to things temporal, but it's a lot more satisfying with respect to the spiritual.
You're making the mistake of assuming that you know what goes on in my head. I wrote that with full malice aforethought. I knew exactly what I was doing.
Movie Guy Voice:
"Martin Alvito is a man... raised my scientists... A man who is what nature and events made him... They made him real.
And it turns out that expressing himself freely, openly and honestly is a much better way to live.
This summer, be bored off your tits by 'ESSAYMAN', coming to a screen near you, Summer 2022."
Said to my mate who's never off dating apps that I couldn't cope these days if I was young and single - tippy tappy talk online just doesn't interest me whatsoever nothing beats actually socialising with people at a bar or house party or whatever.
I think we can all be safe in the knowledge that quite a lot beats actually socialising with you at a bar or house party or whatever
I would bet my house I have more mates than you ya perpetual bore
HahahaI would bet my house I have more mates than you ya perpetual bore
Mates….. unused condoms I’m guessingI would bet my house I have more mates than you ya perpetual bore
As in posh spank?Mates….. unused condoms I’m guessing
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