The Dead Thread

[JobForTheMoyes]

He must be a Liverpool fan.

Or a Celtic fan!

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Amazing how the government are honouring a man who raised money for an underfunded cause ,that they ,the government, couldn't give a flying one for.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Michael Ball can get to f as well. Blubbing away on tele during every interview now.. he'll just be loving the publicity him.

How dare you say that - Michael loved Captain Tom...

...Love Changes Everything!

 

[ForeverBlue92]

You’re lying on the bed, waiting for the young lady to de robe. You look up and all you see is Captain Tom’s smiling face coming towards you, as the young lady approaches the bed.

Sorry but I don’t even think doubling down on the viagra would make me keep wood.

I could see @ForeverBlue92 asking her to keep it on for him though.

A few shandys down me and she could wear them over her head for all I would care

 

[canuckblue]

On the Jeremy Vine show this morning one person likened him to Nelson and said there should be a monument to him in Trafalgar square. A second person said that they should take the money his fund raised and set up an award system similar to the Duke of Edinburgh awards. The Captain Sir Tom Awards.

There were lots of other madcap ideas and they were all deadly serious too. Me and the missus were gawping at the TV wondering if we woke up in a parallel Universe,

I just think they should posthumously promote him to major and fire him into space.

 

[COYBL25]

I just think they should posthumously promote him to major and fire him into space.

Ground control to Major Tom
Your circuits dead, there`s something wrong
Can you hear me Major Tom ?
Can you hear me Major Tom ?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Yeah I pointed that out to her.She said it would be very funny if somebody else posted it just not me lol She then gave me a look and walked off.I want to watch the match so kept me gob shut lol

I’d be tempted to give her a bit lip about 10 mins in to be honest. Save you having to switch it off yourself.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Does any country do this ridiculous faux national grief quite like we do? He seemed a nice man and did a really nice thing but FFS.

 

[marnie]

I’d be tempted to give her a bit lip about 10 mins in to be honest. Save you having to switch it off yourself.

FFF HER lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

I just think they should posthumously promote him to major and fire him into space.

Ashes to Ashes

 

[Kurt.]

Ground control to Major Tom
Your circuits dead, there`s something wrong
Can you hear me Major Tom ?
Can you hear me Major Tom ?

We should stuff his body with nuclear power and drop him onto Hiroshima

A Tom bomb

 

[The binman chronicles]

We should stuff his body with nuclear power and drop him onto Hiroshima

A Tom bomb

When he gets his state funeral his open casket will go up to his nose to bring awareness to face coverings.

He'll be a peeping Tom.

 

[deipnosophist]

Wasn't Major Tom a junkie?

 

[deipnosophist]

When he gets his state funeral his open casket will go up to his nose to bring awareness to face coverings.

He'll be a peeping Tom.

lol...did you know the term 'peeping Tom' derived from a horny little fella about 1200 years ago who perved on Lady Godiva as she rode through Coventry, naked...

 

[deipnosophist]

I have read they are thinking of making an animated TV series depicting his adventures in WWII...it's working title is Tom 'n Jerry