The Dead Thread

[The binman chronicles]

lol...did you know the term 'peeping Tom' derived from a horny little fella about 1200 years ago who perved on Lady Godiva as she rode through Coventry, naked...

I do now! Can't be perving though if she's going au naturel in public...imho.

 

[deipnosophist]

I do now! Can't be perving though if she's going au naturel in public...imho.

true...but rumour has it he was caught pleasuring himself behind some curtain he was staring at her from...so a little pervy

 

[Kurt.]

true...but rumour has it he was caught pleasuring himself behind some curtain he was staring at her from...so a little pervy

A Tom Tank ?

 

[evertony]

BA paid for it.

Kopites

 

[evertony]

Reports that he was in some way responsible for the demolition of the Berlin wall have been denied.

You’re getting confused.....that was Jurgen....singlehandedly fist-pumped it to oblivion after draw at home to Krefeld Vets in the German Cup.

 

[evertony]

Has he died his moustache ?

Yes. His moustache has also sadly died.
Further round of clapping hastily being arranged

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Speaking about a statue for captain tom?

Guaranteed the dogooders push for the money he generated to be given to some box ticking tory rich kid to build .

 

[Simon Buttle]

Speaking about a statue for captain tom?

Guaranteed the dogooders push for the money he generated to be given to some box ticking tory rich kid to build .

All gone way, way too far this now imo.

 

[navidson]

Speaking about a statue for captain tom?

Guaranteed the dogooders push for the money he generated to be given to some box ticking tory rich kid to build .

A load of millennials will be pulling this down into a harbour somewhere in 20 years time - after it was revealed that King Tom once referred to a group of chaps during the war as 'darkies'

 

[summerisle]

So much wrong with this.

 

[marnie]

So much wrong with this.

Surely if he is going to heaven.He dosen't need a zimmer.If he does that GOD fella is one massive BELL.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

I`m surprised no one hasn`t shopped that and stuck @davek head on there lol

Why would a Major Tom Minil Skirt have @davek 's head on it?

 

[The binman chronicles]

The whole 'raise the spirits of the nation' narrative

Well now he has put a whole downer on the nation. So all things equal we'll call it quits and say nothing more about him.

 

[Kurt.]

A massively convenient sideshow for this shambles of a government to use in their favour to mask their failings .... it’s sick.

 

[COYBL25]

So much wrong with this.

Looks like the start of a Monty Python sketch.