The Dead Thread

[Barnfred 55]

Imagine nailing some absolute filth bucket wearing that.Then waking up in the morning and seeing him looking at you from the bedroom floor.You'd feel disgusted with yourself but still give him a thumbs up and wink as you left.

Think the old sod would wink back Marns.

I like the old guy. All he wanted to do was help. Not his fault what transpired or what's happening now he's sadly passed away.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Sorry but I don’t even think doubling down on the viagra would make me keep wood.

Especially if she's firing tampons out of his mouth lol

 

[COYBL25]

It's why we fought the war.

I`m surprised no one hasn`t shopped that and stuck @davek head on there lol

 

[Toast]

Talk of people wanting a state funeral for him.

 

[COYBL25]

Especially if she's firing tampons out of his mouth lol

lollollollollol

 

[AndyC]

Talk of people wanting a state funeral for him.

A petition for it has already got 15,000 signatures

 

[COYBL25]

Talk of people wanting a state funeral for him.

Poor fella, all he wanted was a bit of a daily walk around his garden, a day out with the Queen and the likes of the S*n has turned him into Lady Diana

 

[marnie]

Especially if she's firing tampons out of his mouth lol

Gotta be honest not my proudest moment posting that according to my missus lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

Gotta be honest not my proudest moment posting that according to my missus lol

Mine thought it was hilarious lol

 

[marnie]

Mine thought it was hilarious lol

Yeah I pointed that out to her.She said it would be very funny if somebody else posted it just not me lol She then gave me a look and walked off.I want to watch the match so kept me gob shut lol

 

[daza_1973]

Calling for a national monument/ statue to commemorate him - great idea.

But imagine in ten years time when covid31 breaks out and a gang of virtue signalling scuffs decide desecrate it because he watched the black and white minstrel show back in the 60's.....

 

[Kurt.]

Calling for a national monument/ statue to commemorate him - great idea.

But imagine in ten years time when covid31 breaks out and a gang of virtue signalling scuffs decide desecrate it because he watched the black and white minstrel show back in the 60's.....

I think a monument would be brilliant..... an ever lasting reminder to this shambolic Tory government on how massively neglected and underfunded they’ve left the NHS .

 

[daza_1973]

I think a monument would be brilliant..... an ever lasting reminder to this shambolic Tory government on how massively neglected and underfunded they’ve left the NHS .

I think most cemeteries will do that job without asking.

 

[Barnfred 55]

A petition for it has already got 15,000 signatures

On the Jeremy Vine show this morning one person likened him to Nelson and said there should be a monument to him in Trafalgar square. A second person said that they should take the money his fund raised and set up an award system similar to the Duke of Edinburgh awards. The Captain Sir Tom Awards.

There were lots of other madcap ideas and they were all deadly serious too. Me and the missus were gawping at the TV wondering if we woke up in a parallel Universe,

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

We should nominate Sigurdsson as the new Capt. Tom.
After all he's used to raking in millions for strolling around aimlessly at a snails pace on grass.

Cracker!