The Croatian situation

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Jacko93 said:
Is it to early to admit that the PE sent bottles over their way yet?

Not what started it, but still not on, as its the stewards and police that have to deal wit the fallout.
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I saw a couple of plastic bottles chucked towards their end, but that was only after they kicked off. Plainly doing something in retaliation doesn't make it right, so in terms of apportioning blame for last night I'd give our Croat visitors 98%.
 
caught said:
It's nice to read that the Croat Club for Big Hard Boys are secure enough with their masculinity to freely admit they prefer to attack women and children. It ties in well with the security one has to be an overweight middle-aged male in a group of fellow overweight middle-aged males and happily strip to the waist and perform the ritualistic dance of breaking plastic chairs, which I believe is an ancient South Slavic performative metaphor for complete sexual immersion.*

It's interesting you mention the 'top lads', too. I mean, most of you looked like bottom lads to me. At least the ones I saw lined up on their hands and knees in the stray dog orgy on Neston Street after the game, they were all definitely bottom lads.**

Obviously your sexual choices are your own and nobody else's business. I'd only recommend that, if all this violence comes from a repression of your sexual urges, you'll find that many blues, especially the likes of @chicoazul @Bungle and @bizzaro, are open to pretty much anything you can imagine. All you need to do is ask.

*Complete Sexual Immersion, or CSI, is the act of one man, normally known as a Tropicada or something, placing his entire body inside the anus of a fellow club member.
** In the sense that they played the reciprocal role in unprotected anal sex with stray, semi-wild dogs. That isn't to say that roles might not have been reversed if circumstances were conducive, although it appears the Tropicana Top Lads suffer a bit with erectile dysfunction issues. This may have been something to do with the fact most of the dogs were HIV positive which, let's be honest, would worry anyone!.
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No need for that mate, semi wild dogs have better standards.
 
zzr45 said:
No need for that mate, semi wild dogs have better standards.
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It's probably not wise to trivialise the situation mate. These people embrace danger to the extent that they have unprotected relations with HIV+ dogs and throw bits of plastic at young mothers and their babies. We shouldn't provoke them.
 
AjmoBijeli said:
The stewards piped them down cause the top lads did everything they could to stop the escalation, as it would mean expulsion from Europe. If not, your moms&kids stand would have been charged and thank God it didnt come to that
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Ye thank God, your gang of animal fans had the threat of being kicked out of Europe to stop them attacking woman and kids! Scum doesn't even begin to cover your vermin fans.
 
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