It's nice to read that the Croat Club for Big Hard Boys are secure enough with their masculinity to freely admit they prefer to attack women and children. It ties in well with the security one has to be an overweight middle-aged male in a group of fellow overweight middle-aged males and happily strip to the waist and perform the ritualistic dance of breaking plastic chairs, which I believe is an ancient South Slavic performative metaphor for complete sexual immersion.*
It's interesting you mention the 'top lads', too. I mean, most of you looked like bottom lads to me. At least the ones I saw lined up on their hands and knees in the stray dog orgy on Neston Street after the game, they were all
definitely bottom lads.**
Obviously your sexual choices are your own and nobody else's business. I'd only recommend that, if all this violence comes from a repression of your sexual urges, you'll find that many blues, especially the likes of
@chicoazul @Bungle and
@bizzaro, are open to pretty much anything you can imagine. All you need to do is ask.
*Complete Sexual Immersion, or CSI, is the act of one man, normally known as a Tropicada or something, placing his entire body inside the anus of a fellow club member.
** In the sense that they played the reciprocal role in unprotected anal sex with stray, semi-wild dogs. That isn't to say that roles might not have been reversed if circumstances were conducive, although it appears the Tropicana Top Lads suffer a bit with erectile dysfunction issues. This may have been something to do with the fact most of the dogs were HIV positive which, let's be honest, would worry anyone!.
