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And is completely unqualified to do so.
Similar to Cameron and pig's head. There are rumours of video evidence, alleging Johnson waving his peni at social gatherings. Apparently it's his party trick, he gets his penis out and informs females he is attracted too what he would like to do to them. And it's Cummings wife Mary Wakefield of the Spectator who has evidence.