As somebody who has been there and done it, can I just give you some advice guys. Don't do it to yourselves. Nobody is really interested in what you have to say. They just want to pull your views to pieces. Hence the bingo comments.
Unless you are in here purely to WUM, or are incredibly thick skinned, they'll just wear you down in the end. Just leave them to their forum where they can post their anti Brexit messages and poke fun at our expense, and with a bit of luck they'll get bored eventually.
I voted to leave because I didn’t like the flag. I now realise what a bad idea that was. I have been a fool.
I didn’t understand I was voting to be Europe’s North Korea. Are we going to have to get our haircut in a certain way? Does anybody have a brochure with the photos of what options I have? I was growing mine into a bob – I hope that’s in the brochure.
Will I still be able to go to Albufeira in May for my holidays? If I am - Will I be chaperoned? Will they even serve me in the bars? Will I have to get the chaperone one? It’s going to cost me a fortune! I had planned, after that, to tour Europe this year in my big red double decker bus. I was going to test the free health care in Latvia, buy a property in Hungary and start a business in Finland. On my reaching Slovenia I was going to stand as an MEP. I suppose this plan has been scuppered?
Will we still be able to buy croissants? What about lasagne? OMG!! Pizza!!! What about pizza!?! Tell me we will still be able to get pizza!! I’m not too worried about the croissants – I was just buying them to look a bit more European anyway.
Will we get kicked out of the Champions League if we qualify? That’s just so typical isn’t it!! Go To Hell Boris!!! Will Carlo Ancelotti have to go back to Italy? This is not good – not good at all. Thank God Barcelona didn’t come in for Big Dunc after his glorious stint in December.
What about the Eurovision Song Contest? Can we still enter that? Can we even watch it now? Can I still listen to Opus and Abba? Please tell me I can still play my Boney M records!!
Will we have to stop using foreign words like “paparazzi” and “Hors d’oeuvre”? Will we have to call Aston Villa, Aston House now? What about “kindergarten”? I have a four year old niece – will she miss out on that? I call the coffee house “La maison du café” – because I think I’m hella funny. That’ll have to stop won’t it?
God Damn It!! If only I’d liked the flag.