The bad ailment checklist

[chicoazul]

Duce , I'm gonna sit this one out on the basis that I'd outscore most . It just wouldn't be fair .

Score it man, its your duty!

 

[bobbyrob]

I had Double Pneumonia as a kid,Is that a -3

 

[BigBlueConk]

So if you only have one then its sound and it will go away?

Im asking this for a mate.

Sounds like a case of sour grapes to me

Just 1 out of 10 for me. Pleased about that!

 

[McBain]

1 out of 10.

I fainted after the semi finals when i was 16. Standing in the queue to buy a drink and voomfah, on the deck.

Thats it really, touch wood.

 

[NickD]

1 for me, the dreaded piles like chico, ive had them for years thou they come and go. lately they been sore and sometimes get quite abit of blood when i go (Red grapes some might say - bigblueconk ) the girlfriend said get to the doctors thou he's male and thats not happening!!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Score yourself out of ten.


1 - Swine flu
2 - Piles
3 - Pneumonia
4 - Broken bone
5 - A cut (operations excluded) requiring more than 20 stitches
6 - An absess in your gum.
7 - Ingrowing toenail requiring medical attention
8 - Gout
9 - A tropical disease
10 - Fainted at some point

4/10 for Team Azul.

4 and a half out of ten. Had pleurasy (spelling?) not pneumonia.
It's amazing how many people have a friend with piles. I also find it taumatic seeing my friend suffer

 

[fozzy]

just 5 and 6 for me!

 

[bigbadjeff]

I had an intercranial pressure transducer screwed into my skull in 1981, which is a great conversation starter, why is that not on the list?

 

[little curly alan ball]

Score it man, its your duty!

You haven't got enough noughts , kid . Honest .

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

4 - But why no diabetes? As bad ailments go terminal is quite bad enough ta!

 

[chicoazul]

4 - But why no diabetes? As bad ailments go terminal is quite bad enough ta!

I did actually ponder diabetes but didnt want to sound as though I was mocking it as it can be a pain in the arse.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

I did actually ponder diabetes but didnt want to sound as though I was mocking it as it can be a pain in the arse.

Indeed, although I dare say there's some folk with other conditions who'd willingly swap.

 

[chicoazul]

Indeed, although I dare say there's some folk with other conditions who'd willingly swap.

You missed the bad joke there.

Hang on, its steroids you inject in the arse and not insulin. Sorry.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Skin Tags....should be in the list as 10/10 Anyone got em or had em? pesky little blighters...got a few in my armpit...cut one off last week with a pair of nail clippers...hurt like fook, and bled for hours...muts have lost a pint at least

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

You missed the bad joke there.

Hang on, its steroids you inject in the arse and not insulin. Sorry.

I did get the point there, chico! But I'm not injecting insulin yet, still on tablets for now as a Type II Diabetic. Sadly, one of my lads went down with Type I Diabetes a couple of years ago & so he was straight onto the insulin jabs & you do inject in the arse, in fact you have to rotate around a few locations & not keep using the same one. It's not easy trying to explain it to a little kid, but when it comes down to it without those jabs he wouldn't even be here now.