Superstitions

[FTY]

When I go to away games, I wear the home kit, when I go to home games, away kit. When I watch away games on T.V, away kit, home games on T.V, home kit.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I only fap to real amateurs

 

[Kantareller]

I never play FIFA on matchdays.

 

[Azzurri]

When I go to away games, I wear the home kit, when I go to home games, away kit. When I watch away games on T.V, away kit, home games on T.V, home kit.

I do hope you mean shirt and not entire kit.

 

[heatmeiser]

Whenever we play away I have to have a small pebble in my pocket and touch it every minute or so. If we concede I have to put it in my left nostril until we score, or it will be all my fault.

When we play cup games I have to sit on newspaper and only talk to my gran for the entire day.

 

[ijjysmith]

He caught you having a cheeky wank over Collina didn't he?

Collina no

Arteta's free kick yes

 

[Bungle]

Collina no

Arteta's free kick yes

Perfectly acceptable

 

[composter]

Was in a rush getting out to Chelsea home game last christmas so 'helpful' wife made me flask up using chicken bovril HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW ITS TWO SPOONS OF BEEF BOVRIL STIRRED ANTICLOCKWISE FFS

I just knew the FSW was going to prosper as soon as I unscrewed the cap......

 

[FTY]

I do hope you mean shirt and not entire kit.

I did yeah. I'm not a complete bellend.

 

[bol-uk]

What a weirdo you are

I cannot stop laughng at this

 

[bol-uk]

I only fap to real amateurs

PRAISE THIS DOG
Theres nothing worse than a fake amateur when you're ready for a thrash.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I close my eyes when we take a penno.

I occaisionally pray to a god I don't believe in with Everton.

 

[stevo27]

If I wear my yellow away kit from 2 seasons ago on a match day (when I go) we generally win

I always kiss the badge on the shirt when I put it on on match day for good luck

 

[paulbefc]

I used to never jack of f before a match or on a matchday....

Hahaha.

 

[TheNiz]

Most games are live in Sydney either 12am or 2am on Saturday nights. This year If i've been out that night or have smashed the missus, we've won.