Superstitions

[DualityNSNO]

I close my eyes when we take a penno.

I occaisionally pray to a god I don't believe in with Everton.

This.

Penalty shoot outs suck.

 

[Garrick]

Most games are live in Sydney either 12am or 2am on Saturday nights. This year If i've been out that night or have smashed the missus, we've won.

Party hard. We're all depending on you.

This is a new one for me this year, but with the games I've only gotten a chance to watch half of, we do terrible in the half I don't watch and good in the half I do watch.

Fulham League Cup game? I had to leave at halftime.
West Ham match? Started watching in the second half.
Villa game? Also started watching in the second half.

Madness I tell you.

 

[Phenom]

Whenever we play away I have to have a small pebble in my pocket and touch it every minute or so. If we concede I have to put it in my left nostril until we score, or it will be all my fault.

When we play cup games I have to sit on newspaper and only talk to my gran for the entire day.

Crying at this.

 

[royalblue66]

when we take to the pitch with Z cars playing I look for Phil Neville, and when I don't see him I know we are not going to lose and it as worked for me all Season up to now.

 

[Garrick]

when we take to the pitch with Z cars playing I look for Phil Neville, and when I don't see him I know we are not going to lose and it as worked for me all Season up to now.

I for one hope this superstition to be false. Losing at home to Man Utd would be the opposite of good.

 

[dead_soft]

Make sure I always get dressed before leaving the house to go to the game. Always feels like something bad will happen if I don't

 

[royalblue66]

I for one hope this superstition to be false. Losing at home to Man Utd would be the opposite of good.

Ye but I look for him leading the team out, and when I do't see him all the clouds move away and the Sun comes out and shines all over GP, and all is right in my World and don't go fretting over Man U be cause we will tun them right over.

 

[cjuk87]

I don't wear anything everton when watching us, the only times i have we've lost, eg the wembley games.
I have to clap the players out until everyone of them is on the pitch and lined up. I look an absolute nut at times when everyone around me has stopped.
Have to shout "come on blue boys" when they emerge from the tunnel too...

 

[Matelot]

You nutcases do realise that your superstitions don't affect the outcome the game, right?

*frantically rubs lucky penis*

 

[TheFinnFan]

Im not sure if it is a superstition
but im mainly standing while watching the game.

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

If at any point I stop masturbating during the game we pretty much always immediately score a goal.
Sorry lads, I'm the one holding us back from being champions.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

You nutcases do realise that your superstitions don't affect the outcome the game, right?

*frantically rubs lucky penis*

Who's the lucky guy whose penis you rub?

 

[Matelot]

Who's the lucky guy whose penis you rub?

 

[Librarian]

Well we lost but at least I can cut my toenails now...

 

[lmurkder]

Need a hair cut to clear the everton whodoo