Sam Allardyce will leave Everton within 24 hours

[deipnosophist]

Seeing as Fat Ashley isn't being asked to play football anymore, I suggest once said door is locked we simply stick him behind the door and tell him to do as much movement as he does when marking strikers on corners. We could even double up and get Fat Wayne in there too and tell him there's a packet of Lambert and Butler and a crate of Grolsch with his name on it if he stays all day.

hmmm... Tubby Ashley vs BFS; very much a case of immovable object meets unstoppable force. Chunky Wazza's contribution might just sway the equation in favour of the former.

 

[deipnosophist]

Seeing as Fat Ashley isn't being asked to play football anymore, I suggest once said door is locked we simply stick him behind the door and tell him to do as much movement as he does when marking strikers on corners. We could even double up and get Fat Wayne in there too and tell him there's a packet of Lambert and Butler and a crate of Grolsch with his name on it if he stays all day.

...actually, I've just spotted a potential flaw in this otherwise clever scheme: what if the FF cafeteria is open? Getting Tubby Ashley to move from the full English breakfast servery might present some issues...

 

[Big Fat Sam]

...actually, I've just spotted a potential flaw in this otherwise clever scheme: what if the FF cafeteria is open? Getting Tubby Ashley to move from the full English breakfast servery might present some issues...

I overlooked that unfortunately.

FFS.

 

[turner]

I'll be glad when he goes, just to see the end of the top 'gravy' bantz on here

 

[deipnosophist]

I overlooked that unfortunately.

FFS.

you fell into a classic trap for young players. Isaac Newton was a vegan (big on apples apparently): his laws didn't accommodate fat people's hankering for oil drenched fried bacon, eggs, hash browns, sausages, buttered toast, baked beans etc . So Tubby Ashley and Fat Sam escaped the bounds of his laws. Yes, your cunning plan overlooked this consideration, but don't take it to heart ....(unlike Sam's and Tubby's diet)...I suspect there's plenty more devious plans yet available to us.

 

[MrGrumpy]

Happy Sack Sam Allardyce Day everyone

 

[juan0128]

When will he leave? Let's celebrate!

 

[Kal El]

Happy Sack Sam Allardyce Day everyone

 

[KaiserEFC]

Is today the day? Please say it is

 

[Barnfred 55]

Wait for the fume when we haven't heard anything by 10am

 

[Kenshin]

Everyone excited for the announcement but you know what will follow is 3-4 weeks of searching for a new manager. Either we can't find one, get turned down or let Silva go on holiday and take Watford to court first.

 

[ToffeeTim]

LOL

 

[MrGrumpy]

LOL

You read it? What a complete and utter muppet

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

LOL

Yes Sam... they only told people who it will affect. What’s your point?

 

[maccavennie]

LOL

The reason they didn't tell you, you fat headed whopper is because it has nothing to do with you.

Now go and get your compo and [Poor language removed] to Blackpool for your 2 week holiday you horrible tramp


This was aimed at Allardyce and not you Tim