Sam Allardyce will leave Everton within 24 hours

[efcjames]

White lines all around

 

[OneTrueLegend]

I love it when we have these timeframes of “within 24 hours” then Thursday rolls round with no announcement and people’s heads explode.

 

[MrGrumpy]

Sacked in the morning, your getting sacked in the morning

 

[Goat]

Happy Sam sack day everybody.

 

[Zezti]

Sack day on hump day? Well planned, Everton.

 

[summerisle]

Sacked in the morning, your getting sacked in the morning

* You're
Wouldn't want any mistakes, would we.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I'm jumping the gun but what the hell

 

[Caolam]

He'll be driving away with a huge bag of money after robbing our board blind.... And his agent probably already has his next job lined up, so he'll not be scowling too much....

Much as I dislike Fat Sam he didn't rob our board blind, our blind board stuffed money into his very deep pockets

 

[mmmmsnouts]

I assume they said “within 24 hours” because it takes some time to build up the momentum to start him moving. Like rocking a car back and forth to get it out of a snow bank.

 

[deipnosophist]

I assume they said “within 24 hours” because it takes some time to build up the momentum to start him moving. Like rocking a car back and forth to get it out of a snow bank.

Newton's first law of motion of motion (the law of inertia...and big Sam has some considerable inertia to overcome to get him moving)

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Newton's first law of motion of motion (the law of inertia...and big Sam has some considerable inertia to overcome to get him moving)

They just need to tell him that the Star of Bengal is opening up early today and that should aid in getting him physically out of office. Once he's gone, lob his stuff into a binbag, change the locks, give him a signed P45 and also email it to his private Gmail address for his safekeeping.

Job's a good'un.

 

[4737carlin]

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Much as I dislike Fat Sam he didn't rob our board blind, our blind board stuffed money into his very deep pockets

Exactly this. I don't like him, but he did what was asked of him I suppose and took what the board was prepared to pay. His agent negotiated well for him and he's rightfully going to end it being made an even richer man for a very little amount of work.

Sort of the same when Martina was playing. We all knew he was a liability and hated the fact that he was playing, but it was the manager who made the selection. The only difference is that nobody has anything personally against Coco.

 

[deipnosophist]

They just need to tell him that the Star of Bengal is opening up early today and that should aid in getting him physically out of office. Once he's gone, lob his stuff into a binbag, change the locks, give him a signed P45 and also email it to his private Gmail address for his safekeeping.

Job's a good'un.

Inertia's a double edged sword: when fat Sam's stationery, it takes quite some force to get him moving, but when he attains movement and momentum, it takes quite some force to stop him...i.e. will simply locking the door do the trick...or should barricades be deployed?.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Inertia's a double edged sword: when fat Sam's stationery, it takes quite some force to get him moving, but when he attains movement and momentum, it takes quite some force to stop him...i.e. will simply locking the door do the trick...or should barricades be deployed?.

Seeing as Fat Ashley isn't being asked to play football anymore, I suggest once said door is locked we simply stick him behind the door and tell him to do as much movement as he does when marking strikers on corners. We could even double up and get Fat Wayne in there too and tell him there's a packet of Lambert and Butler and a crate of Grolsch with his name on it if he stays all day.