Zigzigsputnik
Player Valuation: £500k
I believe he's on 200 pound a week and a kfc bucket every tuesday
- Status
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
No point complaining about him lads, he's a mate of Bigtitez, so completely bulletproof.
I liked how out of shape he id that it actually looked like he’d been for a swim because he was that drenched
Takes some doing that
Takes some doing that
He probably eats about 200lb of KFC chicken a week looking on his physique and general sluggishness.
Need DCL and or Richy back ASAP to replace this guy. He's worse than Straqualersi...
TimHowardsBeardJuice
Player Valuation: £30m
He needs to chase chickens and punch sides of beef for some weeks
james_v02
Player Valuation: £950k
He has been poor. I really hoped that he could've done well for us...I get that he is a back up but I wasn't expecting him to score 10 goals. I was hoping him to win aerial duel and out muscle the defenders - get into good scoring positions. So far, he has been struggling. Would like to see one of the youngsters replacing him at the hour mark maybe.
We really miss DCL. I mean, even when DCL didn't score, he would trouble the defenders. DCL could miss the one-on-one, but at least his overall play is few levels above Rondon.
We really miss DCL. I mean, even when DCL didn't score, he would trouble the defenders. DCL could miss the one-on-one, but at least his overall play is few levels above Rondon.
He’s not even fit never mind match fit
He’s a disgrace to his profession
At this stage he needs every excuse he can get
I’ve been following Everton since 1967 and he is genuinely the worst Centre Foreard I have seen play for us
No effort , no commitment, no desire , can’t /won’t tackle , can’t run , no ability with the ball at his feet , doesn’t trouble or worry defenders
At this stage I’d gladly give his locker to Naisse who at least looked interested
Kev The Rat
Player Valuation: £70m
This he hasn’t got the cardio to even be on the pitch, light years away from any notion of match fitness.
The positive is he's completed 90 minutes.
We simply haven't got anything to replace him with yet. Just got to muddle through that international break.
toffeeblue9
Player Valuation: £35m
Harsh all this stuff - The lad has been training by himself for 4 months, which would be a struggle for him to get up to speed anyway, but he's also been in China for 2 years before that and that in itself would have probably meant that it took a little time to get back up to speed anyway. We knew he wasn't fit, yet everyone is kicking off about the fact that he isn't fit. He was bought as a plan C striker - 20 mins off the bench as a target man etc. DCL and Richarlison are ahead of him in the pecking order. Neither Benitez nor Rondon would have expected him to be starting games this early. He would have been allowed to build up fitness without us noticing too much. Unfortunately he's had to start 3 games in 8 days because of injuries when he isn't really in the condition to start any games yet. The bright side for me is that I thought he was better on Saturday than he was against QPR or Villa. Do I want him starting games? No, of course not, I want him for what he was presumably brought in for - to be the "lump it to the big man" option we might occasionally need off the bench from time to time, and I'm sure he'll do alright at that. He's miles away from being match fit - Benitez knew that when he brought him in, just have to be patient and accept that the scenario we've found ourselves in where he is having to play is a really unlucky one and has probably cost us some points.
toffeeblue9
Player Valuation: £35m
Give over
Kev The Rat
Player Valuation: £70m
Name worse
- Status
