Read this; Steve Walsh

[COYBL25]

I'm offended by this religious slur. There be uproar if this was a Mohammed joke!!!

I blame the Romans mate, what did they ever do for us ?

 

[turner]

Such unnecessary abuse of a semi-colon in the thread title.

The actual post was plopped out of a colon.

 

[evertony]

There’s smoke coming from the papal chimney.....it suggests The keeper from Bethlehem has a release clause sometime around Easter Sunday. Walsh ought to get his flight booked.

 

[orly]

There’s smoke coming from the papal chimney.....it suggests The keeper from Bethlehem has a release clause sometime around Easter Sunday. Walsh ought to get his flight booked.

Apparently Barkley has just been kissed by Osman at their last supper.

Make of THAT what you will.

 

[evertony]

Apparently Barkley has just been kissed by Osman at their last supper.

Make of THAT what you will.

Jimmy Mac has just cast aside his crutches and is in contention for Stoke.
T’is a miracle.

Hefty Sam is praying he can turn water into gravy.

 

[orly]

Jimmy Mac has just cast aside his crutches and is in contention for Stoke.
T’is a miracle.

Hefty Sam is praying he can turn water into gravy.

Apparently Klaassen will have a good game on Saturday.




that's beyond even God at this stage.

 

[evertony]

Apparently Klaassen will have a good game on Saturday.




that's beyond even God at this stage.

Schoolboy error. Klaassen is God.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

We need to get this kid from millwall on a bosman . Boss potential and only 17 , he’s a striker .

Cherno Samba you heard it here first

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I'm offended by this religious slur. There be uproar if this was a Mohammed joke!!!

20M for a Palestinian goalkeeper, who currently plays for Corinthians XI, I dont care if he nails every cross, he’s not worth thirty pieces of silver. Even if his current fans think he walks on water. Walsh will go out there and say he is no good 3 times before the cock crows and then lash out big money on his back.
The sponge man will have to start using vinegar.
Besides Jordan Pickford is my false god.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

20M for a Palestinian goalkeeper, who currently plays for Corinthians XI, I dont care if he nails every cross, he’s not worth thirty pieces of silver. Even if his current fans think he walks on water. Walsh will go out there and say he is no good 3 times before the cock crows and then lash out big money on his back.
The sponge man will have to start using vinegar.
Besides Jordan Pickford is my false god.

I've heard this lad refuses to play on Sunday's though - apparently he's a bit of a Daddy's boy and it's meant to be a day of rest. Given the increasing number of league games on a Sunday, this will be an issue.

 

[TheVelourFog]

I read Steve Walsh, now what?

 

[Zatara]

Never ever would I claim to have relevant skills/experience in building a team but if you were paid hundreds of thousands of pounds a year to do JUST THAT you'd imagine we might be identifying some serious talent.

That said I want to put forward my list of incomings for this summer. I want us to invest in serious hot property as Man City did and not stick with seasoned premier league pros ala Keane, Gylfi etc.

Rodrygo - Santos - 15M+ - INSIDE FORWARD/WINGER
This could be a more expensive coup than stated as Brazilian ownership is tricky to say the least but if we're aiming high and have 45M to spend on Gylfi why not take a punt at the new Neymar/Ronaldo etc. Red [Poor language removed] are in for him apparently.

Ryan Sessegnon - Fulham - 25M+ - FULL BACK/WINGER
He's becoming more of a winger this season than a full-back but we are desperately crying out for some left-footed players and again, show some intent and go and get one of England's brightest talents.

Kieran Tierney - Celtic - 20M+ - FULL BACK
One of the most exciting young left backs in Europe and an obvious choice to take over from Leighton in the long-term.

Malang Sarr - Nice - 20M - CENTRE BACK
Already a mainstay in Nice defence at 18 years of age and an absolute beast in the air. He would man our back four for years to come I am certain of it.

Dayot Upamecano - RBL - 30M - CENTRE BACK
Another incredibly exciting option at centre half. He might be harder to lure but it would be a huge statement of intent. Built like a brick [Poor language removed] house.

Armin Djerlek - Partizan Belgrade - 10M - WINGER
This kid would be a steal, I have seen him in first hand and he has all the talent. Better option than Vlasic if I'm honest although he too has been horribly chastised by Big Sam.

Cristian Pavon - Boca - 10-15M - WINGER
Anyone who plays FM will know about this guy as you can get him for cheap and he is a gun from the word off. Much how he likely would in real life. Even if it didn't come off it would be a worthwhile investment.

Kasper Dolberg - Ajax - 25M - STRIKER
Here's me hoping the Klaasen deal holds us in good stead, either for a return/exchange or at the very least, bridges built. Him and Cenk would be a very exciting duo.

Malcom - Bordeaux - 30M - WINGER/INSIDE FORWARD
Arsenal tried to get this lad in Jan but maybe even they realised they had enough players of this ilk. We don't though. Flair and an absolute firebolt of a strike, surely he could be tempted to leave Ligue 1's mediocrity for some bucks.

Sessegnon
Sarr
Upamecano
Dolberg
Malcom

Would be on a lot of DOF lists now. What we 'should' have done is sign them last summer.

To be honest, Diop is a better player than Sarr from the French league.

Tierney and the others need to take the next step, like Malcom has done and get into France or somewhere first.

You're right though...makes far more sense to sign these players than those pushing towards 30.

Zat will have to up his game
He has some serious competition here

I`m liking the intensity on his first day of posting very much.

I hope he stays, as @Zatara could have some serious competition on his hands.

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Not really, Ive mentioned 6/9 before...and the others need to prove themselves in better leagues first. To be honest though it's not exactly hard to watch the 6 if you watch a lot of football on the telly/laptop whatever...and I'm still mystified why weve not gone for these types.

The OP is dead on...no excuse why we haven't signed at least 2 of this type of player

Watching some of our signings over the past 12months and knowing we could have got most of these players cheaper...mad.

the Zatmonster hasn't posted in here for a week.

Must be half term.

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Grounded for not cleaning his room

That's Zat; treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

Oh wait hang on.

Very funny @orly

 

[Nymzee]

What’s Robinho up to these days?

 

[bluestevon]

What’s Robinho up to these days?

Gang raping people I believe.

 

[nsno-chris]

Gang raping people I believe.