BullensRoad
Player Valuation: £35m
There's a very good reason for that: they're chronically understaffed with shift patterns designed in such a way to ensure coverage during peak and weekends.
If there's an incident at 9pm on a Monday night somewhere in Lancashire, the response team may come from as far as the Midlands - or even Gloucestershire.
At certain times of the day, there's likely to be two cops covering the whole of Merseyside, Lancashire, Cumbria and North Wales. Yup, two.
So if I want to commit a crime, best time would be Monday on a train, at 9PM in Lancashire?