It's getting a little worrying.
Say we don't sign anyone. Every player we've gone after so far has either skirted for a move to a bigger club, or gone somewhere else. Say we go through next season with roughly the same squad we have now, and City and Tottenham finish above us in the table. Next summer, with Arteta fit, City have a go for him. Sick of Everton stagnant, he goes to play Champions League football and get in the Spain squad.
Seeing this, and thinking it a lack of ambition, Steven Pienaar, Joleon Lescott et al. demand transfers.
Moyes, sick of not being backed by his board, is offered to replace Alex Ferguson at United and takes the job.
Kirkby deal falls through.
Goodison Park falls down.
Bill Kenwright finds the Philosopher's stone, gains the power of Immortality and declares that he will never leave Everton.
A nuclear bomb is detonated in Liverpool City Centre.
Now some may say this is a bit doom and gloom, a bit defeatist and
loosely based on reality, but after this summer? I just don't know anymore...