Owen

[Rook]

Heskey will be next !!!!!!! (Joke) I hope......gulp:huh:

I think so lowly of Owen's game anymore that I'd rather pay Heskey 50K/week.

 

[BigJR]

Apparently he is very wary of accepting a move to us because of a fear of not being accepted by the everton fans for obvious reasons. If Moyes really wants him then looks like he will have to do his usual man management skills to convince Owen.

 

[Goat]

Apparently he is very wary of accepting a move to us because of a fear of not being accepted by the everton fans for obvious reasons. If Moyes really wants him then looks like he will have to do his usual man management skills to convince Owen.

He must mean the fact that hes finished.

 

[Azzbot]

Apparently he is very wary of accepting a move to us because of a fear of not being accepted by the everton fans for obvious reasons. If Moyes really wants him then looks like he will have to do his usual man management skills to convince Owen.

Hmm. Id say most of us would accept him. I don't want him, but due to lack of quality, not because he was a dirty red [Poor language removed] scum bag or nothing like that. He was never really one who mouthed off or aggravated us in anyway way...except scoring.

 

[kenada_blue]

He bangs in a hattrick or a few against the RS and runs to the Glwadys with his fist in the air tapping the badge, all is forgiven and forgotten.

 

[Neiler]

The Daily Mail have got their hands on the Brochure to buy Michael Owen and give us a look at it:

Michael Owen: The gissa job dossier - 32 glossy pages of past glories, hard sell - and, of course, 'brand values' | Mail Online

 

[Nebbiolo]

Love the branding exercise.

A few more adjectives: Greedy; unfaithful; slow; unprolific; disinterested; dopey and BORING.

 

[heatmeiser]

Almost makes me tempted.

But it's too weird for a footballer to have to make a brochure, I thought I was dreaming. Maybe I am....

 

[Neiler]

Id have him here in a shot myself.

 

[davek]

"Michael Owen is one of the most feared goalscorers in the world..."

<laughter followed by the sound of brochure hitting the bin>

 

[davek]

Love the branding exercise.

A few more adjectives: Greedy; unfaithful; slow; unprolific; disinterested; dopey and BORING.

Where the **** do you begin with that!?

I'll just pluck one out at random: charismatic. If I was stuck in a lift with him I'd be gnawing my way through the cables to a certain death below.

 

[stemac1878]

Great deal..he can keep Arteta, Jags and the like company in the physio room !!!

 

[Gerard_Francis]

Love the branding exercise.

A few more adjectives: Greedy; unfaithful; slow; unprolific; disinterested; dopey and BORING.

Report this to the office of fair trading: 020 7211 8000.

 

[davek]

32 pages summarised in one sentence:

"He's fit...no, honestly, he IS fit."


:blink:

 

[Nebbiolo]

32 pages summarised in one sentence:

"He's fit...no, honestly, he IS fit."


:blink:

And good looking