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Player Valuation: £10m
Get Lukaku on loan, then go all out and get Rooney!
Get Lukaku on loan, then go all out and get Rooney!
Out
Neville - 60k
Fellaini - 70k
Heitinga - 65k
Moyes - 65k
In
Rooney - 150k
Manager - ???
Would you lads do it?
Have mentioned this earlier, but if Evertonians started a massive twitter campaign ('#ComeHomeWayne', something like that), it wouldn't take long to trend, and the media would probably even pick up on it within a day if not hours in which case the whole thing would escalate.
Pull at his heart strings, he's an Evertonian, Moyes is out the way, and for the last few years every time we've matched or beaten United, Rooney has been flapping his arms about in frustration at United's players.
We need a striker, a hero, we've built a brilliant team that is one or two top class players away from being serious Champions League material, he'll know that, and he'll know that he'd be a hero here, especially if his twitter was going insane with blues telling him to come home.
He should never be allowed to just walk back in when he's past it, if he's to come home it needs to be now whilst he can still make an impact, not just a contribution.
I think we'd all straight swap Rooney with Fella and happily pay him Fella and Neville's wages.
The new manager will be on less than Moyes was so if we sell Jonny we effectively have another 80k on the budget for another player bought with the money we were supposed to spend in Jan or the TV money if that never existed.
That's both as outrageously unlikely as it would be amazing.
Belgians and Rooney in attack!!!
Would be a dream mate. We'd be so good.
Get this done....would be ace!!!
Certainly wouldn't be begging ffs.
Would love to see his response to that happening.
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