Nikica Jelavic

[Alio]

I'm from Croatia and can confirm that he said all the things above-
he said also:
- he finished school and is a auto-mechanic
- likes to play basketball
- he met his wife when he was 17 years and married her and has 2 children
- doesn't like to read
- he was injured for 2 years constantly when he was younger and that was a tough period for him

Nicely done Bokio

 

[evilwebby]

Jellyman is absolutely brilliant, isn't he?
We have a real, quality front man now who the opposition will go out of their way to close down. Very similar to Berbatov, can score from anywhere and is Always going to score goals.

 

[arch stanton]

so how do we keep him apart from champs league footy??

 

[Ihaters]

so how do we keep him apart from champs league footy??

Why apart from?.. Lets just get CL footie so we can stop worrying about it

 

[malfosse]

One of the best instinctive finishers in the league, shoot, goal.

 

[arch stanton]

i said that because we know that,ay well keep many of the good players. He may get the club/family/peoples club thing, but he struck me as being a bit detached. I hope we keep him as he is the difference between a 1-1 draw and a 3-1 win in many games

 

[Royal Blue Jersey]

this interview is actually very funny, shows how chilled this guy is

couple of qoutes:
"when I score a goal I go mental, for me its a better feeling than having sex
because you can always have sex but you cant always score a goal"

"after I scored on Wembley I was out of my mind for 5 minutes watching our fans, I even let that Skrtel guy dribble past me"

"In the premierleague big centre-backs like to hit hard on you, when they see me they say: he's a big one he can take it so
they hit even harder"

Thank you for translating.
hearing that makes me love him even more, if that were possible. ****ing quality

 

[chicoazul]

Slots like.

 

[Brownie]

Any chance of another funny slotting metaphor chico chanel?

 

[Goat]

Any chance of another funny slotting metaphor chico chanel?

How about you give us one Browns?

 

[chicoazul]

Any chance of another funny slotting metaphor chico chanel?

He slots more than yer mar on a weekend bRownZ.

 

[Brownie]

How about you give us one Browns?

He slots like when you put something in the fridge and it goes in really good.

He slots more than yer mar on a weekend bRownZ.

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[Michaelcoyb]

He slots more than yer mar on a weekend bRownZ.

Burn!

 

[chicoazul]

Soz bZ.

 

[bluebottle]

He slots like when you put something in the fridge and it goes in really good.



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I love efficient fridge slotting.