I want to see it directed by Edgar Wright with a series of quick mad cutaways. Ding! Subway door opens. Bosh! £2 down on the counter. Crunch! Mouthful of salad eaten. Ching! Till rings/Ash leaves Smiths with an armful of Back To School bags. Then Tarantino for the stag night sequel....I hope they turn this thread into a movie about one man's struggle with Subway ranch sauce and back to school expenses. I for one would pay good money to see it.