Neville: No signings needed for Toffees - eh?

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Getting excited about the transfer window now. What Matt says is begining to make sense. Moyes has used Neville to throw the competition a curveball while he cracks on signing players behind the scenes.

Get in there.
 
Getting excited about the transfer window now. What Matt says is begining to make sense. Moyes has used Neville to throw the competition a curveball while he cracks on signing players behind the scenes.

Get in there.

I do think that they are being alot more sneaky about things at Everton.

Grayson leaked the whole Beckford thing. Until then no one had a clue and even after Grayson theres been absolutely nothing from us.

Its how it needs to be done methinks.

Neville goes out - "we ain't signing anyone we don't need to..."

If quized by the media - EFC say "yes we're interested..." (emphatically) in any player the media ask about.


Summer arrives and EFC go - unveil this and that.


Its really clever really. Its like a bowler in cricket running to bowl, and instead of going for an LWB, he throws three balls, gets LWB, the wicket and the catch.

Media ain't gonner know whats going on.
 
Meh we will sign players - when have we not, infact we will sign better players then almost all our rivals and remain compleately ace!

I expect a few dithering Daves and Kenwrongs before we do though - shortly followed by a " i always knew he would be a great player", followed by a Kenwrong and possibiliy a neghbour hood watch meeting!
 
Elstone asked about signing 37 year old pub team player - "yes we're interested"

Neville asked about signing Messi "yes we're interested"

Kenwright asked about signings "we aint signing anyone this summer".... but if its MOUTINHO "yes we're interested"


Moyes asked about signing X player "we do things with abit of dignity at Everton, but yes we're interested"

Its genius really....
 
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I know. Shocking isn't it in this day and age.

Sometimes I think they do it on purpose. Everton arn't that skint yaknow? Its like they imply we can't sign anyone. But we can we just don't do the whole £30million transfer fee madness-thing.

Doesn't stop us getting the gems in amongst the pepples though.

That's pebbles , Matty - I am editing , after all - .
Stay off them mad arse biftas Danny passes you , now , lad .
 
I do think that they are being alot more sneaky about things at Everton.

Grayson leaked the whole Beckford thing. Until then no one had a clue and even after Grayson theres been absolutely nothing from us.

Its how it needs to be done methinks.

Neville goes out - "we ain't signing anyone we don't need to..."

If quized by the media - EFC say "yes we're interested..." (emphatically) in any player the media ask about.


Summer arrives and EFC go - unveil this and that.


Its really clever really. Its like a bowler in cricket running to bowl, and instead of going for an LWB, he throws three balls, gets LWB, the wicket and the catch.

Media ain't gonner know whats going on.

Deffo mate.









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Ah well, all a load of nothing really....


What, wait, we've signed Beckford???!! Nearly? Definite? Rumour? Sauce?

I hope not, he's rather poo.

Pre-contract agreement not signed yet. Leeds manager said that we have agreed one with him but he could still end up going anywhere. I hope we look at Kris Boyd instead.
 
Pre-contract agreement not signed yet. Leeds manager said that we have agreed one with him but he could still end up going anywhere. I hope we look at Kris Boyd instead.

Boyd now!? No, he's a birmingham player at best. Beckford isn't much better either in fact isn't better at all. God I don't know anymore!!
 
I havent been impressed with Beckfords play or his attitude. He doesnt strike me as a Moyes type of player. Still it's on a free, so we can always flog him to Middlesboro or some other Championship team.
 
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