2025/26 Nathan Patterson

[NathDogg]

He didn't score on OG while he was on the pitch.

Anyway, he's going to be a Bologna players soon.

Best of luck to him and no hard feelings.

Sound, let’s have more JOB wasted at rb or Dwight McNeil at invisible man.

Koff.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

That is an administrative task I have no inclination to take on HC.

I posted the stats here as a realistic overview of NP's stats from the game after the club posted a very short version on their social media, which was subsequently republished on this thread. Context. No agenda.

You had time for one player then. Gotcha.

 

[NathDogg]

That is an administrative task I have no inclination to take on HC.

I posted the stats here as a realistic overview of NP's stats from the game after the club posted a very short version on their social media, which was subsequently republished on this thread. Context. No agenda.

“No agenda”

Pinky pinky, gis a wave, pinky, FIs a wave.

 

[SJB]

You had time for one player then. Gotcha.

The club only posted stats for one player. I shall endeavour to replicate the process for any further social media posts the club make about any of our other players performances v Sunderland though.

 

[Cels]

Nathan Patterson is hot property right now

​

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

The club only posted stats for one player. I shall endeavour to replicate the process for any further social media posts the club make about any of our other players performances v Sunderland though.

Always find it a bit cringe when the Everton social media team blast these out tbh. Even more so when we play like arse.

 

[NathDogg]

The club only posted stats for one player. I shall endeavour to replicate the process for any further social media posts the club make about any of our other players performances v Sunderland though.

You reek mate, proper reek.

 

[NathDogg]

Nathan Patterson is hot property right now

View attachment 339796
​

Can you do that with Dwight mcshite burning please……

Grassy ass.

 

[SJB]

Always find it a bit cringe when the Everton social media team blast these out tbh. Even more so when we play like arse.

Yes it was a strange thing to do imo. I guess maybe the club is trying to build Patterson's confidence and wanted to give him a public shoutout. It's not as if they get many opportunities to do so.

 

[Cels]

Can you do that with Dwight mcshite burning please……

Grassy ass.

​

 

[bullybeef]

Paterson is out of the door, if the replacement is secured.

 

[NathDogg]

@Cels doing gods work

 

[windymiller]

That is an administrative task I have no inclination to take on HC.

I posted the stats here as a realistic overview of NP's stats from the game after the club posted a very short version on their social media, which was subsequently republished on this thread. Context. No agenda.

Ah, you selected Patterson for this "realistic overview" completely randomly? It could just as easily have been James Garner or Thierno Barry that you selected for this "context"?

 

[windymiller]

The club only posted stats for one player. I shall endeavour to replicate the process for any further social media posts the club make about any of our other players performances v Sunderland though.

Lol. They post stats for players performance all of the time, I've never once seen you fact check any others.

 

[SJB]

Ah, you selected Patterson for this "realistic overview" completely randomly? It could just as easily have been James Garner or Thierno Barry that you selected for this "context"?

No, nothing random about it at all - it was the only statistical analysis the club have tweeted about a players performance v Sunderland. Specific.