2025/26 Nathan Patterson

[windymiller]

No, nothing random about it at all - it was the only statistical analysis the club have tweeted about a players performance v Sunderland. Specific.

How about all the other matches where they put out player stats? Where were your fact checks then?

 

[NathDogg]

How about all the other matches where they put out player stats? Where were your fact checks then?

Whiffy mate, very whiffy.

 

[SJB]

How about all the other matches where they put out player stats? Where were your fact checks then?

After careful analysis I decided that the club had drawn an accurate picture with the stats they had selected, and I saw no need to drill deeper down into the data.

 

[windymiller]

After careful analysis I decided that the club had drawn an accurate picture with the stats they had selected, and I saw no need to drill deeper down into the data.

Interesting that. Completely objective process, no doubt.

 

[NathDogg]

I just reiterated what the official EFC website posted my pinky chum, yet you had to go to your dark place and find negatives in it…..instead of trying to tell me what I should think and feel, I suggest you take a look in the mirror my “blue” brother.

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@SJB you ok pinky?

 

[NathDogg]

After careful analysis I decided that the club had drawn an accurate picture with the stats they had selected, and I saw no need to drill deeper down into the data.

You avoiding me hun?

 

[SJB]

Patterson received a good reception from the fans on leaving the pitch which he did eventually acknowledge, albeit half-heartedly.

Hopefully that will encourage him to be bothered to "put a shift in" more often.

 

[NathDogg]

Patterson received a good reception from the fans on leaving the pitch which he did eventually acknowledge, albeit half-heartedly.

Hopefully that will encourage him to be bothered to "put a shift in" more often.

Smelly welly!

 

[NathDogg]

Patterson received a good reception from the fans on leaving the pitch which he did eventually acknowledge, albeit half-heartedly.

Hopefully that will encourage him to be bothered to "put a shift in" more often.

There’s a game on lid, you trying to look like a proper bluenose…..

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Always find it a bit cringe when the Everton social media team blast these out tbh. Even more so when we play like arse.

I especially liked when they lauded Onana for winning 100% of his aerial duels ……….1 out of 1.

6ft 5in

 

[adi dassler]

Patterson v Sunderland

3 Dribbles (1 successful)
7 Duels Won (6 lost)
6 Crosses (1 successful)
Passing Accuracy 76% (Second lowest on the team)
Possession lost a whopping 22 times.

Funny the way that virtually everybody who has posted on this thread since Saturday ( except the usual suspects like yourself) think he played well.

We must all be wrong.

 

[SJB]

Funny the way that virtually everybody who has posted on this thread since Saturday ( except the usual suspects like yourself) think he played well.

We must all be wrong.

Thank you.

 

[smileychap]

He looked up for linking up down the right when he joined. A few forays showed promise. Then stagnated with as hoc starts, and the manager curb since _Rafa signed him_.

A few have acknowledged Keane's progression under Moyes, he could follow suit, Garner is valuable further forward.

But I wouldn't be sorry if one of these Patterson+ cash deals is genuine.

 

[davek]

Patto's stats for the season so far:

He looked up for linking up down the right when he joined. A few forays showed promise. Then stagnated with as hoc starts, and the manager curb since _Rafa signed him_.

A few have acknowledged Keane's progression under Moyes, he could follow suit, Garner is valuable further forward.

But I wouldn't be sorry if one of these Patterson+ cash deals is genuine.

Patterson + cash might tempt other clubs.

Patterson + cash in exchange for one of their players no so much.

 

[Rita_Poon]

The monotony, the sheer bloody mindedness. Like personalised Japanese water torture.